Octomom Makes Her Awkward Stripping Debut: Twitter Reacts
Octomom Nadya Suleman was originally scheduled to perform at a little joint called T’s Lounge, a strip club in West Palm Beach, Florida. However, a seemingly harmeless news report featuring quotes from a few of the establishment’s employees apparently rubbed her the wrong way, causing her to bail on the show. A lawsuit promptly ensued, though this didn’t stop the infamous mother from taking her routine to another venue. Finally, after months of anticipation, it appeared that folks were going to see Suleman in all her glory.
On Friday, the Octomom took most of her clothes off at Playhouse South, where she awkwardly performed a show that involved the wonky removal of her PVC outfit. Despite the pending lawsuit from T’s Lounge — they claim they had an exclusive engagement with Suleman — she took to the stage anyway, though, according to reports, her routine was less than impressive. At one point, someone had to make their way on-stage to help Nadya remove her gloves.
“She’s really stiff,” one stripper explained to ABC News, “Oh my God, she can’t dance. But it’s good for the rest of us girls because she made it a busy Friday night.”
Nearly 400 people showed up to see the Octomom in action, which netted the wanna-be provocateur $5,000. This, of course, is in addition to the money she made selling photographs and T-shirts, the latter of which contained the phrase “I saw Octomom naked at the Playhouse South.” I guess everyone needs something to be proud of.
Not surprisingly, the Twitter reaction to the show has been interesting. If you’re curious to see a handful of photos from Suleman’s stripping debut — they’re a little racy, so use your best judgment if you’re at work — cast your eyes to the images embedded below. Beneath that you’ll find several reactions pulled directly from the popular micro-blogging website.
Seeing these pics of Octomom stripping just ruined my whole damn day. SO.MANY.STRETCH MARKS.
Just saw pictures of Octomom stripping, I suddenly don’t feel hungry anymore
The pictures of “Octomom” Nadya Suleman stripping in Miami are very sad. How is she bankrupt?!
Just heard on the news that Octomom is now stripping for money. A single mother, resorting to stripping to feed her kids. Un-heard of.