@improvasylum
Improv AsylumSomething something Dick Clark hologram. 16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@KimJongNumberUn
KimJongNumberUnDad always used to say, “Watch out for that Ted Nugent guy. He seems kind of crazy.” 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Joan_Rivers
Joan RiversDemi Moore would like suggestions for a new Twitter name. I’m thinking @SingleCradleRobber might work. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNTIme editor fired for putting Tebow and Lin in list of 100 Most Influential People instead of 100 Most Influential Internet Memes. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ItsJennaMarbles
JENNA MARBLES!I bet Kim Kardashian has already blown the Tupac hologram. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyThe best prank ever would be displaying a friend’s Internet browser history on the CNN news ticker. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@PaulyPeligroso
Pauly CasillasRemember writers, while your screenplays and pilots get trashed, a 2nd Jersey Shore cast members will get on the NY Times Best-Sellers List. 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@EricDSnider
Eric D. SniderSo I guess Ryan Seacrest finally found the last horcrux. 1 hour ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheComedyHumor
Funny Rude Tweets.If you play a Nickelback song backwards you’ll hear devil messages. Even worse, If you play it forward, you’ll hear Nickelback. 42 minutes ago via Buffer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@rainnwilson
RainnWilson17th sequel title: The Girl who got her Dragon Tattoo Removed. 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKGOODBYE DICK CLARK! YOU ONLY MAN IN AMERICA WHO ABLE TO DROP BALL AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD! 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@God_Damn_Batman
The BatmanIf you didn’t get your taxes in, you can always file an extension by dangling the tax rep from a highrise. I do it every year. 2 hours ago via Batcomputer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TeaPartyCat
Top Conservative CatTed Nugent says the meeting with the Secret Service is “no big deal. They just want some advice about hookers I think.” 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto