Munich Nymphomaniac Strikes Again: Twitter Reacts

    May 1, 2012
    WebProNews Staff
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I did a fair amount of research on this article beforehand, simply because it sounded like something cooked up by a comedy writer looking to pass off a wild work of fiction as the genuine article. It would seem that the Legend of the Munich Nymphomaniac is, in fact, a true story, and she has left at least two victims her wake. Although the alleged sex fiend is currently taking a freak break from her forcefully amorous activities, she’s already managed to make the lives of two unsuspecting males a “living hell.”

The first guy to fall prey to her desires was trapped in her apartment all night. The two met up at a bar, and after a few drinks, she invited the poor guy back to flat. After a few rounds of sex, her partner decided it was time to leave. Driven by an insatiable appetite for love, she forced her companion to continue their carnal adventures against his wishes. And when he thought he was finally done, the Munch Nymphomaniac demanded even more physical contact.

Fearing the worst, our hero escaped onto the balcony, where he called the police for assistance. “You have got to help me,” the man cried. “She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!” This incident sent the woman to jail, but not for very long.

Her second victim, a 31 year-old African gentleman, was found weeping on the sidewalk outside of her home. When he was approached by authorities, the man reportedly stated, “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”

The nympho in question apparently met her last victim on the way back from a sex addiction clinic. After inviting him up to her apartment, she held him hostage for nearly 36 hours while she had her way with him. While taking a much-needed nap, he managed to escape his captor, though he was so sore from their heated encounter that he was unable to put some distance between himself and this 47 year-old sexual terrorist.

Twitter reactions to the tale have been overwhelmingly entertaining.

Munich nymphomaniac: Second victim found weeping in street http://t.co/foawHAaI <- Again, WTF!?!?!?(image) 9 minutes ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Is this story straight from the Onion?? -> The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim: Man found weeping in street http://t.co/qEAaY81W(image) 44 minutes ago via iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Why isn’t she being called a #rapist? Why nymphomaniac? When they said no, she should have stopped http://t.co/BZCeHm2d #rape #hypocrisy(image) 34 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

In The Midnight Hour She Cried, “More! MOre! MORE!”… http://t.co/UfQhnig9(image) 1 hour ago via Facebook ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Munich nympho: Second victim found weeping in street http://t.co/J0Qc3593 @MailOnline HOLY S WTF is in the beer in Munich? Sluttin aint easy(image) 3 hours ago via Tweet Button ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

  • Stephen

    My goodness, this is a riot. Why is everyone up in arms about this women who trying to satisfy her appetite for sexual satisfaction or urges. Now if this was man doing this, my god what would he be labled. Yews she needs help let just makes sure is correct and quit judging people for something most people have know knowledge about.

  • Davey

    All this fuss and waste of public funds. Why not do some lateral thinking? All that is needed is to match this lady up to someone who suffers with priapism. In actual fact one can now get little blue pills that give a similar effect. The main snag with such a demanding woman is that the man will be too tired to go to work. A colleague had that problem when he married a hottie who wanted “it” from 10 til midnight. At 2am she would wake him up for another session so he didn’t get much sleep!