Michele Bachmann Tastes Defeat, Declares She’s Full NowBy: Drew Bowling - January 4, 2012
The Republican presidential candidates brought their appetites to Iowa last night and the people’s diner served up some heaping morsels of democracy. While Rick Perry liked the taste of defeat and is going back for a Texas-sized scoop of seconds, Michele Bachmann however has asked the waiter for her bill.
Yup. After a paltry showing at the Iowa caucus yesterday, the first casualty of the Republican primaries is Michele Bachmann. If only we’d barely knew ye.
Instead, you gave the world a plethora of source material that supplied endless jokes. In this respect, your presidential campaign was a roaring success. Bachmann Turner Overdriver. “The Queen of Rage.” The odd Wonder Woman component to an increasingly weird Republican-inspired Elseworlds version of The Justice League. The self-applied Iron Lady (although I doubt you know that’s not a reference to the Iron Man movies). Comedians will surely miss your contribution to the reality show circus that is the electoral process of deciding the President of the United States. And so, as a parting gift, like a lost bouquet dropped upon the shore to be swept out to see by the spring tide, I present to you some of the more amusing tweets reacting to Bachmann’s exit. Enjoy.
I’m halfway to a joke involving Bachman-Turner Overdrive and driving over Michele Bachmann, but can’t quite nail it.
Michele Bachman pledges to continue running for president as head of the new Psycho Eyes party. Steve Buschemi is her running mate.
Uh oh. M Bachman needs to regroup w god. His miracle didn’t seem to happen. Now what?!?!?!
Michele Bachman Announces Candidacy For A Fox News Show.
Watching Michele Bachman suspend her campaign! I will never understand y Ppl who despise Gvmnt and think its the problem wanna b n Gvnmt!
Michelle Bachman has suspended her presidential campaign. Ive got to tell you, her campaign was regressing faster than Lebron James hairline
Michelle Bachman was dropped from the race last night. Now she can retire to a quiet life of being terrified by the weather.
Michele Bachmann decides to end her Presidential Campaign after GOP voters decide it for her.
Bachmann joins Herman Cain on the next edition of “Dancing With the Stars”. Or did I dream that?
Can’t wait to see the porn parody version of the Iowa caucus.
Oh darn, Michele Bachmann won’t have access to NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
Bachmann: “I didn’t tell you what I knew to be false.” I believe that.
MICHELE BACHMANN DROP OUT OF RACE! NOW SHE GOT MORE TIME TO HATE HUSBAND AND NO ALLOW HIM LEGALLY MARRY SOMEONE HE LOVE!