LinkedIn, Taco Bell, and Classic Rock Tech SupportBy: Josh Wolford - June 7, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Will the new upscale menu at Taco Bell be rolled out in time for my wedding anniversary on the 30th?
I missed the CMT Music Awards! Who won Hate Crime of the Year?
I bet all the guys from Nickelback wear crocs.
Warning: LinkedIn was hacked. Be on the lookout for spam emails that are slightly different than the spam emails LinkedIn usually sends.
I am pretty sure the Taco Bell test kitchen employees are just a bunch of stoners who grab whatever they can and throw it in a tortilla.
Ever year for Father’s Day, the Lohan daughters give their dad a Thank You card and single bullet.
Weird that inside each of us is a skeleton that will one day wander the earth carrying a rusty sword.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
When you see a public display of affection, don’t get mad at the guy. He didn’t wanna leave the house.
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