Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today is a real smorgasbord of topics, so let's get right to it - Enjoy!
I don't know the Whole family and I'm tired of being told what's fun for them.
So long All My Children - Middle aged housewives and also Casey Anthony
Imagine trying to explain animated GIFs to Kurt Cobain.
It could be worse, Asian guys named Jesse.
I have to admit, I would've preferred a movie about Morgan Freeman losing an arm and getting a prosthetic dolphin attached.
As long as it's not the satellite that controls the Domino's Pizza Tracker, I'm cool with it crashing to the ground.
It's pretty funny seeing Rick Santorum standing in front of a big wall that says "GOOGLE"
"It's gotta be ten and twelve somewhere right?!" - Driver's Ed Instructor Addict
Pretty successful morning. "Masturbation" has been trending in my bathroom for the past 2 hours.
Per capita, MMA guys have the worst t-shirts.
How dare you diagnose me with amnesia! Do you have any idea who I am?