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Kourtney Kardashian, Social Media Gurus, and Racist Pianos

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Kourtney Kardashian, Social Media Gurus, and Racist Pianos
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we see a high volume of tweets regarding a Kardashian’s big news and well as last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. We also learn why redheads are glad to see November go.

Enjoy!

I’m leaving my Ferrari unlocked on the street with the keys in it. Some idiot is about to have the best and worst day of his life. 8 minutes ago via Batcomputer · powered by @socialditto

A spider bites Peter Parker and he gets super powers. Bees sting Macaulay Culkin and he dies. You win some you lose some I guess. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I think I feel an eating disorder coming on. #VSFashionShow #SkinnyGirlProblems 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

When will someone build a piano that isn’t inherently racist? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I don’t go to the mailbox because that’s where the Responsibility Monster lives. 17 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

I think it would be cool if everyone who calls themselves a “social media guru” were turned into food. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I’m going to be so disgusted at Herman Cain for having a 13-year affair while being married right after I’m done being completely impressed. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

What do you guys have on your waterboarding playlists besides Maroon 5? 26 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and I twirled in my chair 8 times without using my feet. I’ll let y’all guess what I’m more excited about. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Those reindeer were real tools to Rudolph. 19 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, which is good because Kim lost interest in her first nephew after 72 days. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

A Defiant Cain Fights Back: ‘I’m Staying in this Race for the Pussy’ 52 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Duke has good basketball players not great athletes means not a lot of black guys on the team. 16 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Yay! Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with another reality show! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I’m guessing the protests are over, world hunger has been solved and the economy is fixed since everybody’s talking about #VSFashionShow. 13 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Bye November. Thanks for the sunburns. #GingerProblems 25 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kourtney Kardashian, Social Media Gurus, and Racist Pianos
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