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Conan O’Brien
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Katy Perry’s starting her own record label. It will be the first one that releases both CDs and C-DDs.

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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang

Let me remind you haters that Victoria Beckham is the all-time 5th greatest singer in the history of the Spice Girls.

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Chris Illuminati
@chrisilluminati

The people trying to stop Big Ben being renamed after Queen Elizabeth are the world’s biggest clock blockers

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rob delaney
@robdelaney

I agree? RT @BarackObama: Hey what if there was a dog who could play guitar? That would be even cooler than “Air Bud.”

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Louis Virtel
@louisvirtel

Just played Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” at half-speed and it’s a devastating Tracy Chapman ballad.

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Joel Ingersoll
@FlyoverJoel

It’s impressive how much disappointment you can pack into a Tupperware container of salad.

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Tim Siedell
@badbanana

When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend.

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Ahm
@Ahm76

How do all my unemployed friends all have the latest iPhone? Is this Obama’s fault?

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Matt Smith
@Coastiefish

There aren’t nearly as many male midgets as there are midget urinals.

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Alec Sulkin
@thesulk

Henry Ford is like squirrel Hitler.

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HAL 9000
@HAL9000_

#McDonaldsSponsoringTheOlympicsIsLike Google sponsoring 404 pages

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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit

New musicals announced based on the music of Cher and the Spice Girls as part of Broadway’s “I Think We Can Go Gayer” Initiative.