Jerry Jones’ Glasses Get Their Own Caretaker

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is a very rich man, and, according to some, that means he can afford to have a personal eyeglasses cleaner during games.

As Jones sat in his comfy suite watching his team defeat the Giants, he realized his glasses were smudged and handed them over his shoulder to an unidentified man, who cleaned them with vigor before handing them back. Later, the man was said to be Jones’ son-in-law, Shy Anderson.

All this got sports fans in a tizzy, sparking a frenzy of rumors on Twitter and speculation about what one has to do to get into the Jones family.

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Denis Leary
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I’d like to be so powerful that Jerry Jones cleans MY glasses. And then my house.

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Kyle Cousineau
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Why wouldn’t Jerry Jones have someone to clean his glasses?

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Ruben R. Diaz
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Jerry Jones has a guy that wipes his glasses clean & still hasn’t seen the superbowl in quite a while. @espn

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Adam Lazarus
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Am I missing something? Did Jerry Jones ORDER his son-in-law to clean those glasses or did the guy offer? I’d clean my fath-in-laws glasses

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Peyton’s Head
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T.O. and Ocho have to be mad they didn’t get the call to clean Jerry Jones’ glasses.

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ray
September 6, 2012 at 10:09 pm

People get real. I bet Jerry asked both guys if they had a hankie and his son in law said yes and took the glasses to clean. Move on!

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Janet Metcalf
September 6, 2012 at 11:05 pm

I wish all I had to do was sit around and wonder why someone cleaned Jerry Jones’s glasser! Who cares the wonderful,fabulous COWBOYS beat the Superbowl champs NY giants and that’s all that matters in the sports world glasses or not!!!!!

Jerry Jones might NOT have seen the Super Bowl but I bet when he does he’ll have clean glasses and a smile on his face and it won’t matter who the heck cleaned his glasses.

I would gladly clean Jerry’s glasses if I could sit in his fancy suite so don’t be a hater cause you know you would to. Jealousy is not a good trait but I can sure understand why you are cause the COWBOYS are “The WORLDS Team”!!!!!

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Lewis
September 6, 2012 at 11:09 pm

he should get laser surgery

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Jim
September 7, 2012 at 12:29 am

F Jones and his glasses. The cowgirls won one for a change. That won’t happen in December. 0-4 again when it counts. That’s the Cowgirls story and it won’t change this year. Hope you Cowpokes enjoy watching the six time champions in the playoffs again this year while you are sulking at home.

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Randal Calkins
September 7, 2012 at 2:59 am

The democrats booed god and this is all you have to talk about. This country is screwed.

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Randal Calkins
September 7, 2012 at 3:00 am

The democratic party booed god and this is all you ahve to talk about? This country is screwed!

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