Jennifer Aniston Talks Engagement, Nipples
Jennifer Aniston stopped by Chelsea Handler’s show “Chelsea Lately” last night, where she talked about being newly engaged and was sufficiently humiliated by pal Chelsea about her overzealous nipples.
“I’m very excited because you play a stripper in your new movie (We’re the Millers),” Handler said. “I know it’s not close to coming out yet, but you know everyone here at work loves your nipples, right?”
Turning to the audience, she added, “Every time she comes on this show, there’s always something where her nipples are very, very pronounced. Not today. Oh, actually I can see one!”
Aniston buried her face in her hands and pretended to be ashamed of her perfect body before the pair moved on to more important matters, such as the ginormous engagement ring the actress’ fiance, Justin Theroux, gave her when he popped the question. Aniston actually teared up at the mention of her man, saying she was “verklempt” (see below if you’re unfamiliar with old, funny SNL bits. And yes, that is Madonna and Roseanne hanging out with Mike Meyers).