Goldilocks, Journey, and Apple BatteriesBy: Josh Wolford - July 6, 2012
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Twitter is like a colostomy bag for thoughts.
With his legendary passing ability, Steve Nash will now be responsible for more NBA players scoring in Los Angeles than Kim Kardashian.
#UnansweredHipHopQuestions Did Murphy Lee ever find out what the hook gone’ be?
It’s always “Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick.” I’m never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy.
Maybe if I join Scientology my wife will leave me and take the kids.
So, is Snoop’s mind on his money OR is his money on his mind OR is it both? #UnansweredHipHopQuestions
Nothing says “summer” more than some friends, the beach, and a human sacrifice inside a burning Wicker Man.
Just saw a documentary about Journey. It was pretty good but the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on…
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.
In clinical trials, we have solved every medical problem for mice. I am thrilled for them.
The best way to have a good first date is to be seated next to a couple having a bad first date.
DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery.
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