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Geraldo Rivera, Instagram, and a Battle Royale with Cheese

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Geraldo Rivera, Instagram, and a Battle Royale with Cheese
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Tip: If you’re unclear why Twitter is buzzing about Geraldo Rivera, check here.

Enjoy!

According to Geraldo Rivera, Michael Cera is America’s most dangerous gang member.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Happy National Puppy Day everyone. This holiday will not be celebrated in the Vick household.(image) 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tori Spelling is a human vending machine. RT @usweekly: Tori Spelling is pregnant with her FOURTH child just FIVE months after giving birth.(image) 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Kim Kardashian has flour thrown on her. Uh huh-huh huh. Then Khloe Kardashian tried to eat her.(image) 2 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Poor Kim Kardashian covered in flour. Although that’s not the first time she’s been caught on camera with white stuff all over her face.(image) 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If you use “bro” more than once in a sentence I will DESTROY your surfboard.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Drinking games>hunger games.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

TMZ reporting “BREAKING NEWS” that Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died. More BREAKING NEWS: Sky is blue. Water is wet.(image) 21 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

You know what they call a Hunger Games with cheese in France? A Battle Royale with cheese.(image) 4 days ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“I found a hoodie in Al Capone’s vault!” – Geraldo Rivera(image) 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“Lincoln’s love of the theater killed him as surely as John Wilkes Booth.” — Geraldo Rivera(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Thanks to “Draw Something” I now know that I’m awesome at drawing cartoon boners.(image) 19 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I’m making Robin see Hunger Games. As long as he’s going to fight like a girl, he might as well learn how to do it well.(image) 49 minutes ago via Batcomputer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Let’s not let a few poorly chosen words from Geraldo wipe out a lifetime of brilliant, thought-provoking journalism.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Just looked through my grandparents’ old photo albums. Never would’ve guessed they were so into instagram.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Geraldo Rivera, Instagram, and a Battle Royale with Cheese
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