Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Congrats kids! Your generation now has its own Macarena #GangnamStyle
I’m having such a good hair day. No one even knows. #MuslimRage
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again.
This Shaun White incident is a reminder that moderation must be observed when consuming Mountain Dew Code Red.
Romney’s right. 47% of me is pret-ty fucking lazy.
Mitt Romney’s campaign is so dead the Mormons just baptized it #romneyencore
Bought a pair of jeans from that new Enthusiasm Gap at the mall. They’re just meh.
Does anyone else find it ironic that people are willing to waste 3 days in line for iPhone 5 — a product intended to improve productivity?
I bet the hardest thing about dating after you’ve been married a long time is remembering you’re supposed to hold in your farts.
You lose your nephew at the airport but you can’t yell his name because it’s JIHAD. #muslimrage
There is so much sexual tension going on right now between new Twitter and Facebook.
Coffee should be embarrassed by how little it helps me get through the day.