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Fred Willard Busted Unzipped At Porn Theater

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Fred Willard has always seemed like a kindly, silly older gentleman who would never do anything as crass as whip it out in a porn theater, but apparently when the mood strikes, anyone is capable of doing seedy things.

If the name doesn’t sound familiar, you might know him as “that guy who’s in everything”; he’s also a successful character actor who lists several Christopher Guest films on his resume (“A Mighty Wind”, “Best In Show”). Sorry to bring you this news, because it’s doubtful you’ll be able to look at him the same way afterward.

While doing a random walk-through of Hollywood’s infamous Tiki Theater, LAPD officers caught Willard with his penis out and in his hand and promptly arrested him on charges of lewd conduct. He was released on bail shortly after.

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Does anyone remember when Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) was busted doing the same thing? It was a huge scandal at the time, and his reputation was marred forever. Of course, he was the host of a children’s show, but if you know your Pee-Wee history, the show “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” actually started out as an adults-only stage production with naughty references to sex and the like. People seemed shocked that Reubens was a normal guy who happens to like porn rather than a child-like dork, as his alter-ego would suggest.

Anyway, here’s hoping Willard isn’t followed around by this too much. The unfortunate thing is that his upcoming movie is called “The Yank”. You can’t make this stuff up, people.

Fred Willard Busted Unzipped At Porn Theater


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  • stroker

    LMFAO As old as he is it’s impressive he can get it up anyhow.

  • Fellatious

    With money problems at local governments, should the police concentrate more on property and violent crimes? I guess working the beat at the porn theatre has it’s perks.

  • wes

    LOL THATS HILARIOUS P.S. i would have figured someone with the name “STROKER” would have a comment hehe

  • http://www.zazzle.com/gkrew1* DC

    ok but he was at a porn theater. Is that not allowed?

  • the internet

    Has Fred Willard never heard of me?

  • JACK HARDON

    Apparently Monica and Bill were not there….At leat Bill had someone to do the job; perk of being the Prez. jhardon

  • MoFo

    He should of bought two admission tickets

  • Steve G

    I think porn theater seats should be converted to private booths where masturbating is allowed and nobody can see inside to know if you’re doing that or not. Honestly tho, why are there still such theaters when it’s cheaper and easier to just watch porn at home, including over the internet?

  • domino

    “People seemed shocked that Reubens was a normal guy who happens to like porn… .”
    —–Amanda Crum

    Seriously, Ms. Crum?

    Pornography is about as abnormal as it gets. Like slavery was (and in some paces alas, still is) it is the antithesis of what we as human beings should consider “normal” or acceptable behavior.
    I’ve known more than one man in my long lifetime who was addicted to porn, unable to have a reciprocally loving relationship, sexually broken. I mean they were really SAD, miserable people.

    Please don’t degrade yourself by elevating porn to any level of normalcy, with a wink and a nod, just to be considered a cool writer, Ms Crum. IF you’ve ever really made love with someone, you know the difference. If not, go…find love…and make love….
    Porn is a crippling substitute.

    Hopefully, we will someday evolve.

  • http://yahoo.com Tim

    Wack That monster,Big DADDY,Ibet you feel like a real ASS,O Your OLD, PEOPLE dont care. Hit it again at a different porn shop. Better luck next time. Your friend MILES LONG

  • marge

    It’s not a shame to masturbate! Should be done in proper setting. What I get mad at, is how the press releases crap about well known personalities. What did it do for the public to know this? He’s 72 for Christs sake, leave the man alone.

  • DBein59

    Dude, with all the money you’ve made by a DVD player and porn and do the deed in the privacy of your own home or motel/hotel. Hollywood of all places! Have you never hear of Paul Reubens or Hugh Grant. You know anyone in the Biz is a prime target. We never hear of the “NOBODYS” that get busted for the same thing. Granted any press is good press, but Paul and Hugh’s careers were never the same. Too late now!

  • DJ Fruit Loops

    it looks more like a bookstore with peep show booths most likely he wasnt there to beat off but rather to meet up with someone for some fun hey at least he wasnt raping the econmy like the republiCANTS

  • http://www.dirtandmoredirt.com countypa

    How do you arrested a man at a theater for a act that these theater are know for the owner make lots of money off of sex and they are not arrested why? they know it go on in there business no jobs but lots of money for these owner I WONDER WHO THE OWNERS ARE THE MOB
    (dirtandmoredirt com)

  • http://www.dirtandmoredirt.com countypa

    This is just another example of how the law officials and the news / media industry takes a story and blows it up when it has to do with a person that is someway in the limelight. Is this the first time the police have ever found a man in this theater with his penis out? Were others also caught? I cannot believe he is the only one in there doing this on the night in question. Where are the pictures of others that have been caught let’s see them on the internet and every news program. Why do these stores exist? We know the owners make lots of money letting guys masturbate and have sex with each other in these stores. Wouldn’t the owner of the store be just as guilty letting this go on? Put the owners picture all over and arrest them for making money off of allowing illegal sexual acts to go on in their stores and charging people to come in and do these acts. These stores are no more than cheap dime store whore houses. Yet we allow these stores to exist in America, then having sex in these stores and hell with your coach should also be legal in the public.
    (dirtandmoredirt com)

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