Fake Nuns’ Cocaine Habit Gets Them Busted

    May 7, 2013
    Amanda Crum

Three women wearing nuns’ habits looked a little too nervous about being on the lovely island of San Andres recently, and when police looked closely, they could tell that the fabric the women were wearing was all wrong (did they pull a Scarlett O’Hara and yank the curtains down to make their outfits?). Also, all three of them had unsightly bulges on their thighs, owing to the four pounds of coke they all had strapped to each leg.

During questioning, the women reportedly burst into tears and said they had agreed to smuggle the drugs on a flight from Bogota, Columbia because they were desperate for money.


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