Epic Meal Time Kidnaps Jamie Oliver, Prepares 60,000 Calorie Fish Sandwich

    January 22, 2013
    Josh Wolford
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Jamie Oliver, the British chef known for his love of celery and other healthy (possibly calorie-neutral) foods, is probably the last person you’d expect to see on the hit YouTube series Epic Meal Time. All I’m saying is that the food constructed on Epic Meal Time, while indeed epic, is way beyond anything Jamie Oliver would recommend.

But I guess they wanted him on the show, so they kidnapped him. They kidnapped him with the intention of forcing him to eat some of a nearly 60,000 calorie fish sandwich. Yeah, 60,000 calories.

Check out the video below to see how that plan unfolded:

Anyway, I think I’ll have a “don’t tell me what to do” when I get home tonight.

  • The Global Kitchen

    This fat disgusting inedible dumb faggot is as fat and disgusting and inedible and dumb as the excrement british food she tries to sell on her unwatchable disgraceful disgusting television shows, when she isn’t humping fat disgusting dumb little faggot british schoolboys in her proper british manner. Toilet food, at best. At worst, stay the F out of anyone else’s kitchen.