Drunk-Dial Congress And Give Them A Piece Of Your Mind

    October 11, 2013
    Amanda Crum
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For those Americans fed up with the pace at which our government is handling the shutdown, there is now an outlet; a place we can go to let Congress know just what is on our minds. That place is DrunkDialCongress.org.

The site was launched on Thursday morning and allows anyone to put in their phone number to receive an automated message…and then they’re put right through to a random member of Congress. According to the site:

“As members of Congress quickly returned from their final symbolic, non-effective and otherwise useless votes to avert from a government shutdown, the heavy drinking began. Reports of our representatives getting plastered on the government’s dime–the one we have left–have come streaming in from witnesses all over Capitol Hill. Now’s your chance to tell your Representative what you really think of their actions.”

The shutdown has furloughed thousands of employees since the beginning of the month, with the result that some states have offered to pay for their own national parks to reopen for a limited time in order to allow everyone to get back to work. Utah is the first state, and announced on Thursday that all nationally-run areas will be open for at least ten days.

  • Yep

    There are people sitting in our prisons for doing absolutely harmless things. In fact, there is a man sitting in a California prison right now, who is serving a life sentence for stealing a freaking pair of tube socks. No, I am not making this up. He had two minor offenses as a teenager and stole some tube socks as an adult and ended up with 3 strikes so he is now serving life.

    Yet, there are politicians that are so amazing corrupt but they will never even be investigated. At the local levels, there are people so corrupt but they will never be brought to justice. Don’t you ever wonder why small town politicians will spend 300,000 dollars for a position that pays 40,000? It is because they can make more money from bribes or other dirty things!!!

    We need to clean house in this country. From top to bottom.

  • Well

    I drunk dialed my girlfriend once and it turned out okay. She thought I was actually kind of cute because I get funny when I am drunk. But my girlfriend is a very nice little blonde girl that weighs 109 pounds. She can take a joke.

    If you drunk dial the government, you are liable to get an ugly guy from the NSA on your doorstep the next day. Heck, you might be put on one of their lists because they cannot take jokes at all. I personally think they are souless beings from the netherworld. But I can’t prove it.


    The FatCat politicians in DC should not be paid until they do their jobs and settle the deficit. They’re still getting paid while they are literally STEALING hard-earned wages from all the furloughed workers. ALL National Parks in ALL 50 states must be reopened IMMEDIATELY, and ALL furloughed workers must get their jobs back! NOW!


    why do the president hold their paychecks back.
    I swear this congress is the worst ever.