Darth Vader’s Wife Takes A Punch For Infidelity

    October 18, 2012
    Amanda Crum
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Ikbal Hare pleaded guilty in England on Tuesday for assaulting Darth Vader’s wife.

Hare claims the man, who legally changed his name to that of the infamous “Star Wars” character from Mark Nokes several years ago in honor of the release of “The Phantom Menace”, was having an affair with his girlfriend. When he confronted him about it, the incident turned ugly and Hare took a swing at Vader, who got out of the way just in time for the punch to land on Mrs. Vader’s face (she had her name changed, too).

The couple are neighbors of Hare’s; the scuffle drew onlookers, who said Hare appeared to have a knife. He fled the scene, only to be arrested two days later at his girlfriend’s house.

Hare has been sentenced to 18 months of probation and anger management courses, and 200 hours of community service. His lawyer, Jas Mann, said, “He knows he behaved badly. Whatever provocation there had been there was no excuse for what he did.”

  • Kosh

    Vader used the Old Jedi Mind Trick to make the guy miss.

  • Jimmy Rustles

    Potato waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

  • scrub

    scrubby dub dub

  • Smitty

    Pray they don’t alter the deal any further.

  • Dienekes

    What? Were the batteries on the light saber dead?

  • an danderson

    Hare should change his name to anakin skywalker and make her choose again… girls always go for the bad boys though.

  • rickjames

    Rick rolled? Is that the term used for people getting hoaxed on the internet? This is a prime example. They post pictures of Darth Vader and it turns out it just some moron who changed his name to darth vader. Now the idiots who wrote this article knew they would hook people with the title of the article and posting a pic of vader. Really lame and I am disgusted with what passes for news these days. I figured it would have something to do with David Prowse or even James Earl Jones… good job on a worthless piece of poo and the 5 minutes of my life I’m not getting back. YOU SUCK

  • Robert

    Is her name “Ella”?

    • Anne

      Good one Robert!

  • me

    I need to get people to start attempting to hit me more when wifey poo is around. Right turn Clyde

  • John

    Darth Vader + police blotter + internet = mass hilarity.

    Dumb, yes, but I’ve spent most of the past two days waiting to hear test results that would determine whether I would need to put my cat down. (I don’t.) Trust me, I needed the hysterical laughter that accompanied me reading this story this afternoon.

  • charles rogers

    I thought the female Vader would have a round mouth for convenience

  • T

    the dark side made him do it

  • Justin

    Sorry, the lawyer is wrong. If someone’s boinking your girlfriend, they deserve what they get. And the “girlfriend” should be kicked to the curb.

    • Johnson

      Bro; u got it backwards. The lawyer represents the assaisant. The guy who got arrested was sleeping with the chick he punched. He punched the wife, but was swinnging at the husband. If i come at you for boinking my bird, nothing you do is justifiable, if u slept with my wife…

  • http://crocodile_smile_inc@yahoo.com frank

    darth vaders wife ….hell everyone knows its that UGLY WOMAN hillary clinton…and I”D punch her 2


    how does someone who changes their name to Darth Vader has a girlfriend anyway

  • smitty werbanmanjanson

    No, Padme is dead.

  • day day-ag