Chick-Fil-A has undoubtedly seen record business today as they were descended upon by thousands of supporters during “Support Chick-Fil-A Day”, which was touted by former GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee on Facebook. Friday has been declared “National Same-Sex Kiss Day” by LGBT supporters, and is expected to draw a huge amount of press attention. But while one can’t scroll through a Facebook or Twitter feed without seeing an opinion on the matter, one voice has been suspiciously absent: that of Colonel Sanders.

Well, okay, not the real Colonel, obviously, but one played by John Goodman. He claims to be very, very supportive of the gay community, and, while they may not have service that equals Chick-Fil-A’s, they do have those bowls. (NSFW language, but it’s mild)