Buxom Bandit Displays Boobs, And Face, On Surveillance Camera

By Amanda Crum · July 3, 2012 · 72 Comments

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Buxom Bandit Displays Boobs, And Face, On Surveillance Camera

The so-called “Buxom Bandit“, a busty woman intent on scoring some extra cash, struck a gas station in Australia yesterday with her assets on full display.

The woman may have made off with some dough, but she didn’t do much to quell the stereotype that women with superior mammary glands are ditzy. Not only did she not bother to conceal her face–which was totally captured on camera–she wore a glove on the hand that held her weapon but grabbed money from the till with bare fingers, meaning she probably left prints everywhere.

The thief was dropped off at the store by an accomplice and proceeded to threaten the clerk with the knife. If when she’s caught, there’s no doubt she’ll be in big trouble, although if she wears that black top again she may get some clemency.

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In case you missed her, the Buxom Bandit is awesome #crime #robbery http://t.co/1jJVCuXl

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OK, you had me at ‘Buxom Bandit.’ I’m rating this story TV-14. http://t.co/2MF7J9Iu

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Nah, not one guy saw her face, trust me | Buxom bandit’s blunders in shop raid sure to get her busted – The Sun – http://t.co/i0YUibKD

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Could this be the New Profiling?- Buxom Bandit’ Robs Gas Station In Gold Coast, Australia (VIDEO) http://t.co/hQeuUsd3 via @HuffPostWeird

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duane
July 3, 2012 at 9:55 am

The Buxom Bandit is, frankly, my kind of thief. Being that I’ve long been a boob man (along with long being a leg man), this chick can feel free to commit theft on me any time. As long as I could score a look at her mams, I honestly wouldn’t mind handing my money over to her. And what’s with this phony-feminist bleating concerning how this she-babe is enforcing some kind of stereotype concerning big-busted women? Surely anybody encountering this she-hottie would quickly conclude that she is just one woman, one INDIVIDUAL woman, and not make any brushstroke conclusion based on her alone.

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  Spork
  July 3, 2012 at 11:50 am
  
  @Duane That was a joke. She clearly is new to the whole “robbery thing” and so she made some big mistakes. The author spun it into a joke about her enforcing a stereotype, he didn’t mean it as a serious commentary. Lighten up man.
  
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Gene
July 3, 2012 at 10:11 am

Nice HAIR………….

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  Mr. Bad Example
  July 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm
  
  hair? HAIR?!? haha!
  
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chilly willy
July 3, 2012 at 10:11 am

She might have a face, and a pretty one, even, but I doubt many guys were looking at her face, might be a good MO, except you can eliminate flat-chested suspects pretty quickly. You’d think she could have been a “titty” dancer just for a few hrs. and avoided committing a robbery. The lengths some people go to get out of a day’s work. Too bad.

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aviewer
July 3, 2012 at 10:17 am

20 to 1 says she’s A)a mother B) a ex-adult film star/stripper

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Rick
July 3, 2012 at 10:25 am

Just wanna know when she’ll pose for PLAYBOY??? YOWZA!!!

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Philip C.
July 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

I’d like to hit that before they take her in.

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Gern
July 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

If she said to me “Stick em up”, I’d reply “TOO LATE!”

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  Hansi
  July 3, 2012 at 12:15 pm
  
  Oh…that’s bad!
  Funny but bad. It’s no wonder men get such bad reputations!
  
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Bruce Jenkins
July 3, 2012 at 10:46 am

So, did she have to keep telling the male tellers, “My gun is up here?”

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BcdErick
July 3, 2012 at 11:25 am

You just can’t make this stuff up. Thanks for posting this.

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Bryan
July 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

Wonder if the police will be accused of “racial profiling” like here over the AZ bill sb1070 for stopping and questioning big busted women?

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Stokie Benson
July 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

She should have wore a shirt stating: I wish these were brains!
She could have robbed me also. I would have given her a ten pole.

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bledpurple
July 3, 2012 at 12:26 pm

don’t suppose anyone noticed friggin gas is only 1.35 gal over there????

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  be_moore
  July 3, 2012 at 12:30 pm
  
  You mean like $5.40 a gallon. That’s $1.35 per liter. Metric system.
  
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  Pete Senty
  July 3, 2012 at 12:36 pm
  
  Yhat is $ 1.35/liter or about $ 5.50/gal US.
  
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  tom assmart
  July 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm
  
  its europe they use metric or liters not gallons so almost 3 liters to a gallon, think before you speak please and thanks
  
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    Bob Hoskins
    July 3, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    
    Since when has Australia been a part of Europe?
    
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    Playtime
    July 3, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    
    It’s Australia not Europe, think before you speak (type) and thank you.
    
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    dumb and dumber
    July 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    
    that’s a lovely accent you have there, let’s put another shrimp on the barbie
    
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    Brian
    July 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    
    Australia is not Europe, think before YOU respond
    
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    CJKCyr
    July 3, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    
    Really, Australia is in Europe? Think before you…
    
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    steven crouse
    July 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    
    Yep THINK and CHECK before YOU speak…not “almost 3…3.78 to be more exact!!
    
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ejhickey
July 3, 2012 at 12:39 pm

The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons!

CryBaby 1990

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Mark
July 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Will the cops have to find 4 other females with buxom boobs in order to line the suspect up for identification? I”m sure that the cashier was looking at her boobs instead of her face.

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dallas
July 3, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I wanna be the Prosecutor in this case!! “Well now, there IS ONE thing you can do that’ll help…”

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art di tullio
July 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I’m grateful that someone keeps abreast of crimes like this. These crimes must be nipped in the bud.The titular head of state should be aware of this.

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  LVH
  July 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm
  
  “TITular head of state” … LMAO
  
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dennis
July 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I want to go back to the guy that thinks Auatralia is in Europe! Maybe he thought it was “Austria” and not Australia! Geez! Anyway, the whole world is metric except here in the US. As for the Buxom Bandit, I wonder if this was a publicity stunt of some kind. She definitely got her “15 minutes of fame!”

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Bo
July 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Australia is part of Europe and Argentina is on the Bering Sea you morons.

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  Ryan
  July 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm
  
  Bo, you’re not serious are you? I really hope not, because Australia is nowhere close to Europe and Argentina is in South America…
  
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steven crouse
July 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm

To all you nipickey scholars…thats 3.78 liters to the gallon to be closer to accurate!! Stop nit-picking others when you lack facts yourself!!!

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dinamoehum
July 3, 2012 at 2:29 pm

someone cup,errr cuff that woman to the bedpost

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Eric Snyder
July 3, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Sir can you describe the robber? Um….she had really big hooters……umm….did I mention the big hooters?…..lol

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Red Mango
July 3, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Those fun bags look pretty good in the photo. I would have paid $10 for a peek. $20 for a feel. Why bother robbing a gas station when you have those money-makers?

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john Phillips
July 3, 2012 at 2:53 pm

She could also be called the big titty burglar.

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Bob
July 3, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Poor girl, she got the change in Nipples and Dimes

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gk
July 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm

May they should set up a booby trap!

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Mag
July 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I don’t know what they are talking about, I watched the video 3 times and I didn’t see her face at all.

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  John M
  July 3, 2012 at 3:33 pm
  
  LOL!!!!!
  
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peapers
July 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm

What a clever disguise. No one even looked at her face.

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Bob Dickinson
July 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

She was valedictorian of her class but obviously went bust.

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joe bloe
July 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

What liars! She did not expose her breast!!! WTF?!? She kept her top on the whole time. I hope they did not mean cleavage was ‘exposed breast’ women’s cleavage is everywhere in most non-muslim countries.

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Bob Dickinson
July 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

This is a hoot. Breast get on with it. Cans she do it? Tit’s likely nip and tuck.

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HM
July 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES: PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE!

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stark rhodes
July 3, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I think amnesty is fitting in this situation…GOT MILK?

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stark rhodes
July 3, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Im feel like a baby all of a sudden…Mmmmm!

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ugly george
July 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Ugly George calls this A Cheap Trick, distracting red-blooded men with her great cleavage whilst she robs them. She should try this @ CNN where neither Anderson Cooper nor any other gay ‘joinalists’ would even look up!

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Jon
July 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm

I can see Playboy Magazine getting involved!!! “Hey Buxom, we’ll egt you off all charges if you get us off and pose for a spread! lol!

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neet
July 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm

What a boob!

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Very Obvious!
July 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Yeah that camera that caught her face! I’m sure everyone will identify her by the huge fuzzy blurry imprint! Yup! They’ll get her in no time!

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breva
July 3, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Keep us abreast of any updates. BTW do they have co-ed cells in Australia? If so they could probably hold a lotto and make a fortune.

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Chip
July 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm

An “all points bulletin” has been issued. Those “points” shouldn’t be “hard” to find. (o)(o)

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Mike
July 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm

She can rob me anytime. I will go around the block and let her rob me again

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The Ruler
July 3, 2012 at 9:10 pm

b**** I’m Rick James, show me your titties!!

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Tim
July 3, 2012 at 10:54 pm

The police will catch her. All cops like a big bust.

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Joe
July 3, 2012 at 11:04 pm

She held up the store with a pair of 38′s. She also had a gun…..

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  David
  July 4, 2012 at 9:11 am
  
  More like a pair of 357 magnums, a real dirty sally.
  
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  Arnold Cohen
  July 4, 2012 at 6:53 pm
  
  Are you sure it wasn’t a pair of 44′s?
  
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KevinSPD
July 3, 2012 at 11:38 pm

The police have been showing a picture of her face caught on camera all over town but no one saw her face…but who cares just look at those babies..LOL

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Nightmoves
July 4, 2012 at 2:30 am

Well, she did wear gloves and for sure the clerk could not see her finger prints, and she did respond when he said for the third time “…could you threaten me just one more time…only get closer.” Definitely no wig, she’s blond…trust me!

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Joe
July 4, 2012 at 10:45 am

It looks like Meagan Murphy actually gives the boxom bandit some competition in that arena!

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Randy
July 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm

The titty terrorist! No aureola of mystery here!

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Geoff
July 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Even if caught,just try to find a jury containing men that will convict her.

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frank dodge
July 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm

SHE”S DAMM LUCKY SHE DON”T SHOW UP WHERE I USED TO WORK….I”D HAVE SHOT HER DEAD !!!

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Plantman
July 4, 2012 at 4:56 pm

She might have done better than what was in the till had she offered sexual favors for money!

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