Bruce Willis, Paradise City, and Radio Shack

By: Josh Wolford - August 20, 2012

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.


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  • atomicsynth

    Every single quote and person you cited in this isn’t really very funny, isn’t really special in any way, doesn’t deserve to be “trending” nor to have huge amounts of “followers”.


    So the word, in derivation. “twit” defined colloquially – of annoying insignificance, useless in company, of no substance.

    I think you’ve caught the drift.

    • Notso Funnyafterall

      Well Said!