Borat’s Fake Kazakhstan National Anthem Played At International Sporting Event

    March 23, 2012
    Jeremy Muncy
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Kazakhstan’s national shooting team had been participating at a sporting event in Kuwait, where they saw one of their participants medal. When it was time for the medal ceremony, a comedic version of the Kazakhstan national anthem was played, specifically the one from the 2006 film “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”.

It left the team stunned, as the events organizers had mistakingly downloaded the “Borat” version from the Internet by mistake. Coach Anvar Yunusmetov told Kazakh news agency Tengrinews that the wrong Serbian anthem was also played. You can check the video of the medal ceremony below:

For those of you unfamiliar with “Borat”, below are the lyrics to the Kazakhstan parody national anthem:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

It should be noted that the film “Borat” was banned in Kazakhstan, and legal action was even threatened against its star, Sascha Baron Cohen.

  • Hamid

    Great !!!!

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  • Grunj

    don’t know whether to laugh or cry…oh, sorry, doing both now as I’m doubled over with side-splitting uncontrolled laughter…owww, that hurts!!!

  • http://www.serenityranch.ca Serenity Ranch

    Perhaps the nations should have an MP3 of their national anthem on their web pages ie: http://www.canada.info so events have a reliable location to get true versions of anthems. It is nice to see they took it in stride as it is a bit insulting.