Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Google is honoring Amelia Earhart's birthday today. In addition to the doodle, every search will come up empty.
A couple years from now the Joe Paterno statue will show up in a locker on an episode of Storage Wars.
The Olympics is a time when the entire world forgets their differences and joins together in their hatred for China.
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Done many things I'm not proud of, but unlike the 45 year old next to me at Starbucks, I've never described a scone as "amazeballs."
All the dialogue from The Newsroom is taken from transcripts of Bill Maher's conversations with braless 22-year-old models.
Still pouring Tang out on the sidewalk for Sally Ride.
The filter change indicator on my Brita pitcher doesn't work. #firstworldproblems
Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life.
How long can I call it "skipping pilates" before it just becomes "I don't do pilates"?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but doing these jokes, feels sort of lazy.