Amanda Bynes’ Arrest Response: ‘I’m Suing Everybody’

    May 27, 2013
    Sean Patterson
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Last Thursday, former child actress Amanda Bynes was arrested at her Manhattan apartment after allegedly throwing a bong out of her window. The police had been called after the Nickelodeon star had allegedly been smoking marijuana in the lobby of her building. She was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation and then taken to jail. On Friday, Bynes was released without bail and is now scheduled to appear in court again in July.

Now, Bynes is using her Twitter account to lash out at everyone – the NYPD, the press, and even her own parents. Though Bynes has become infamous for her Twitter rants over the past few months, her latest claims are easily some of her most grandiose and serious.

Bynes began her rants this weekend by denying the NYPD’s version of her arrest. She denies throwing anything out of her apartment window and claims that she doesn’t drink or do drugs:

“This is all false! Nothing was thrown out the widow! They asked if a vase was a bong to which I replied, no, that’s a vase. I’m very close friends with Nikki Blonsky, we chat all the time! Stop writing pathetic articles about me! E isn’t run by beauty queens like me! I’ve met you all! You’re a bunch of drug users and alcoholics! I don’t drink or do drugs! Get your story straight!”

She followed up her denial by accusing the NYPD of illegally entering her apartment and sexually assaulting her. She then shifts to accusing her parents of money laundering and “unethical manager work,” and states that she is suing them:

“To say I wasn’t offended being treated like a mental insane person/criminal on the night the cops illegally entered my apartment, found nothing, sexually assaulted me, then arrested me taking me to a mental hospital, then locking me up all night for no wrong doing us criminal on THEIR part. My lawyer and I are taking this mistake extremely seriously! You cannot illegally enter my apartment then take me to mental hospital without any grounds. I have never been so offended in my life. They found nothing criminal on me or around me, one cop then sexually assaulted me, so I’m suing for all of the above! I’ll be happy when I get money compensation from the cop who assaulted me and NYPD for wrongfully arresting me and having me put into a mental hospital and jail overnight! I don’t want to keep talking about it. My lawyer is taking care of it for me. My real friends don’t talk about me on twitter. Also, never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press. I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. I’m 27 and don’t like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money.”

Bynes’ latest Twitter rant again accuses the NYPD of lying about her arrest, and states that she will be suing the police. She also took the opportunity to talk about what she hopes will be in her future: another nose job, appearances in music videos, and “a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper.”

“For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”

  • donny joe

    This bitch has done lost her mind….. WTF………

    • al

      nah she hasnt.. shes doing great… kudos for her… they dsrve it..

  • http://kimrkeith@live.com Kim Keith

    Sounds like a spoiled little beauty queen to me. Needs a good old fashioned ass whipping! Or maybe a little psychiatric care. I bet her lawyers are mortified. What a wing nut!

    • Say What

      How do you figure that? She was wrongly arrested, sexually assaulted, placed in a mental hospital with no evidence of a mental disorder, and her parents are stealing from her. How is she a “spoiled little beauty queen”?

      • Umm…

        Umm… Why do I get the feeling you’re Amanda Bynes trying to pass as someone else defending her?

      • http://yahoo cheche

        Are you serious???? Are you that naïve???? This poor girl throws a bong out of her apartment window, she’s caught smoking weed in her apartment building lobby, she’s on twitter trashing people who have done nothing to her which includes Rianna who she accuses of trying to be white and calls her ugly. This women clearly has some mental issues and these episodes smacks of Brittany Spears. What you need to understand is those actors who especially have worked from childhood need some normalcy in their lives! They need real friends who really care about them and who keep it real about any abnormal behavior! This girl is crying out for help and I hope she gets it!

    • mark stevens

      I will spank her little ass.

      • spankhappyguy

        maybe she’s tri-polar. who knows who would show up to get spanked. everyday would seem like strange

  • benita

    I seriously think this young woman needs test done, maybe she has a illness her family isnt aware of, maybe shes bypolar

    • cati

      Her family is very aware,she has cut them off. It’s very hard to make an adult with these kinds of illnesses get care if they don’t want it. I know someone that acts just like, her he runs around town like a lunatic, goes to jail and gets let out everytime. Partly because she’s half native american and protected by the tribal counsel.

      • http://yahoo cheche

        Huh!!!! No the reason she gets out is because she hasn’t committed a serious crime! When you are over twenty-one you can only be committed when you commit a serious crime to yourself or others!

        • Misty

          Actually, you can be committed for a 24 hour mental hold if you make threats to hurt yourself or someone else. In Alaska we call it a “Title 47″ not sure what it is known as in NY.

    • kcchris813

      or maybe even bi-polar?

  • Schizzo

    Wow, I mean, I’m in delusional denial about my drug use, too, but at least I admit it and I admit that society/government is absolutely insane to want lock me up for marijuana or any other drug that I’m using and not harming anyone else with. In fact, drugs being illegal makes them 100 times more dangerous by making them more expensive, by making the public less aware of their effects, by making them impure because they come from the black market and aren’t regulated. The drug war may be the greatest atrocity ever fought against basic human rights and mankind as a whole and the fact that the only reason they continue to be illegal is because people need to continue to profit off it is even more atrocious. So speak up loud and proud Amanda, I am a drug user and THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

    • Extium

      While I generally agree that the war on drugs is a seemingly large waste of resources and has a lot of negative effects but I feel it’s quite an exaggeration to say “The drug war may be the greatest atrocity ever fought against basic human rights and mankind as a whole.”

      I won’t even name the obvious one:

      The Crusades

      and countless others….

  • Don

    Just what did Nickelodeon put in that green slime?

  • http://yahoo.com Paul Presti

    Spoiled little bong smoking brat with too much $$$$$$$$.If she is right then argue, if she is wrong then DROP WENCH AND GIVE ME 100 PUSH-UPS.
    Are these people gone bum crazy?!.

  • Flippy

    She’s joined the list of people I wish would just go away.

  • Amanda L.

    I swear she has something wrong with her. I loved her when I was growing up, and now I am wondering what the heck went wrong. I think she does need some help. Pretty sure you can be put into the mental hospital whether or not you like it, if people are worries about your well being. I feel like she is denying she has problems, and say she perfect when really shes showing signs of something being wrong. Plus how would she be allergic to alcohol if she was arrested a while ago for DUI. I feel ever since that happened and the hit and run, everything started to show signs of going down hill for her. I hope she will get help.

  • milton

    I have plenty of decorative bongs errrrrrr……vases around my apartment. What’s the problem?

    • http://Yahoo Timmy Terd

      In the old days, I had a decorative bamboo vase.

  • Nena

    Baaaaaahaaaaa hahahahahahahah!!!!!

  • http://www.wanker.com wanker

    This girl is 27 years old!? It sounds like she’s 13…

  • Gary

    She snorted a little too much slime in her childhood.

  • Gary

    She would never be grasping the pinky purple chippo twitches.

  • al alford

    Who cares what another spoiled nutcase has to say?

  • http://Yahoo Timmy Terd

    Maybe Lindsay Lohan is her idol.

  • ecnal1949@yahoo.com

    Perhaps the media needs to quit allowing this fruitcake a sounding board. Ignore her and maybe she’ll go away. These “has been” stars need to just get a life, their days of living in front of the public are over….

  • rob

    Just give her a drug test. If she comes up negative, she has a case, if she comes up positive, she does not.

  • George

    Bynes and Lohan have had their 15 minutes of fame. Now Shut Up!!!! We don’t care anymore.

  • Nina

    A nose job??! This chickie-poo needs a head transplant!!

  • Wacky Chick

    I’m suing: My family, the Cops, My apartment, my cat, God, God’s son, and the aliens from alpha centari who put the chip in my brain!

  • Jay B

    Wow. Need I say more?

  • Jim Dolan

    Yeah, good luck with that, Amanda.

  • mandy

    Amanda you are an awesome actress!! My daughter and I watch She’s the Man all the time and you make us
    laugh so hard. Don’t let them take away your talent!!!

  • Mizuha2009

    I can’t say for sure whether she is acting erratically or not but her rants certainly seem to give that impression. A simple drug test will tell everyone whether she is lying or not.

  • Michael

    Where else, except nowhere, could Amanda take an act like this? This is her swan song…and she’s making the most of her finale.

  • http://yahoo Tony

    Amanda, don’t forget to sue me for calling you a crazy a$$ B*tch! You crazy a$$ B*tch.

  • Ks

    Whats with the goggles on her face

  • http://www.disarraymagazine.com Christy B.

    The last two sentences killed me! You just solidified how absurd this whole thing is. What a way to end it. Lol. Good job, Sean Patterson. [Mic drop].

  • http://www.myspace.com/christopherashleyknight Christopher Knight

    Maybe Amanda Bynes just wants to ruin her good girl image to get more bad girl/women movie roles in the future. In regards to a nose job, OMG, just don’t do it, look what happened to Michael Jackson’s bad nose job, and on becoming a rapper; ..Britney tried and white girls can’t or should not rap EVER, sing yes, rap No. Amanda Bynes is talented and beautiful as she is now, hope she does not continue to go down hill and become a Hot Mess. What is happening to all the young starlets we all grew up with? Amanda contact me and I will help straighten out your head and heart-ache before you end up like Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe…DEAD!! Your true fans & friends will always love and care about you No Matter What is Up with you! : )

    • Manney

      I think you are one of the few that can see through this elaborate “act”. It’s just a marketing scheme to attract attention. She’s way smarter than most people, and no fool.

  • rich f

    dear amanda

    bring it



  • http://Yahoo Timmy Terd

    Maybe what she meant was, “I’m screwing everybody”.

  • sue

    she really is the next Lyndsey Lohan!

  • buff24seven

    Amanda Bynes’ did not deserve to be treated that way or any other human being for that matter im glad she is suing.

  • jc

    She can file suit on her own but a lawyer would have to see just cause before he’ll represent her…good luck,Amanda Nutcake..

  • Nikki

    Honestly this hoe stupid. She want to act all nice in front of that judge then when she has the damn chance to express herself she talks bout nothing special. This bitch got her 15 minutes of Fame? I think not she got her 15 minutes of looking like a junked out idiot who needs to do what her picture describes best, be on the street. And if the cops sexually harassed her then why she ain’t say that first instead of tryna be an innocent hoe.? She a money hungry hoe who needs help not fame.

  • Kevin

    Oh Thank God I was afraid she was insane..This seems pretty normal

  • saving-grace

    Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

  • Manney

    Can’t you people see that this is all an ELABORATE HOAX to attract attention with the goal of securing a part in some film or project? These are not the rants of a nutcase, but a well though out marketing angle such as the ones you see in professional wrestling. Amanda Bynes will out Lohan Lindsey Lohan, and succeed where the freckled one has failed. A year from now I will be proven right!

  • bob redhawk

    Amanda Bynes…..former child actor?? Looks like she hasn’t advanced much in her career, so she is acting like a child again. Grow up and smell the coffee!!You were busted and you deny everything. Next act!!!

  • Manney

    Amanda, if you didn’t look like a wet dream, nobody would give a hoot about you.

  • laxlord

    she’s a babe so I could care less.

  • http://webpronews Raeleen

    Why can’t you all just leave her alone. I feel bad for the stars cause they can’t have a private life, they are just like us now come on. I still like Amanda

    • Toasty1

      This comment is invalid because everything she does is in public. She posts these Tweets for attention, and succeeds at getting it. If she wanted a private life, she’d keep shit private.

  • Paul Belyea

    Dear Amanda,
    Most of us are plain tired of hearing about your childish/mindless antics. If you want to wrap everyone up in a lawsuit, that’s fine.

    Go one giant step further and wrap yourself up in cling wrap and drop off a long pier, after the bars close.


  • E

    The only reason the Police don’t mess with all you is because you all are broke.

  • Erika

    This girl is a sick individual….

  • Martinus

    I’m sure there’s something going on with Amanda Bynes, but let’s not get wild here, Yahoo!. For starters, Bynes’ so-called “wild Twitter rants”, such as the ones posted in the article here, easily exceed 140 characters. Anyone posting anything on Twitter knows how hard it is to say anything mildly coherent in 140 characters or less. So Amanda Bynes’s been “wildly ranting” in Twitter, posting them in 140-character increments exactly as Yahoo! will have us believe? Come on, Yahoo! I know you’re desperate for more customers, better content, happier employees and more revenue, but why degrade yourselves to the level of the paparazzi here?

    • Mike

      Uh, it’s pretty easy to go to her twitter page and look at her posts. They are all there and more. Before bashing Yahoo and other sources, why don’t you try looking for yourself, unless you’re just plain lazy.

  • laura t

    I strongly suspect this girl is mentally ill, not just spoiled or acting out.

    • Ryan K

      I don’t think she’s mentally “ill”. Amanda is probably going thorugh a lot right now, which we all have. We all in our lives have had a “low”. Because of her history everyone knows her. Even I remember watching her on TV and thinking she was hilarious. We all have our own lives to live, so instead of judging someone for their mistakes and make them out to be the bad person, how about try to help her remember how she WAS, not how she is. Social media and news aren’t helping the current situation with Amanda. Only SHE can want to change, social media and new are making it worse. Let her live her life how she wants, one day she’ll see. Maybe :)

  • Linda W

    If everyt drug using skank could sue cause they got caught, thered be endless suits going on..OMG what a lil Ho…and liar to boot

  • Dixie Normus

    Amanda who ???????

  • joseph collins

    if she sues everyone she should sue her self for being a bitch

  • sn

    what a heartless bitch! i can’t believe i ever looked up to her, ALL THE SHIT YOUR PARENTS DID FOR YOU?! YOU SHOULD AND PROBABLY WOULD BE HOMELESS WITHOUT THEM!

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  • justin

    This is like the OJ and George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin cases all over again; I have no clue which side the truth is on!

  • http://att.net alonzo

    they should give her another tv show…………

  • http://att.net alonzo

    she can still play with my balls………….

  • dav

    I dont understand why police officers do not have go pro type of cameras attached to their uniforms, theyre so small these days and memory/storage is not an issue. This would save a lot of time and money for the courts.

  • http://att.net alonzo


  • Ralph Law

    It’s the fault of everyone else that Amanda is a drunk and acts like a skan—k.

  • Marcus

    It would be funny if she was having this all secretly filmed and was just making a ‘mockumentry’ about the life of a former child star…..i doubt it…but that would be hilarious!

  • CJ

    Girl, hope you sober up what ever you are smoking, is gonna get you a shopping cart and a place on skidrow. As far as your acting job is concerned, you are done. Get Help…you know you need it..otherwise rhianna is gonna kick you ass…

  • Macknational

    Lock the crazy bitch up and throw away the key! Your 15 minutes of fame are up Amanda, now go lock yourself in a room at some dive motel and OD so that people only have to read about you one more time and it’ll all be over and we’ll never have to see your homely face again!

  • http://yahoo matt

    she is crazy and she likes peanut butter! I once dated a girl in school who was crazy and she spread peanut butter all over her eyebrows and said “if you love me, you will lick it off.” Turns out I am crazy too!!! And peanut butter isnt half bad when its off of someones face! Amanda you are my hero, never give up on your dreams and of hell what ever else i dont give a shit



    • Jason

      Simply put since she got rid of the evidence before the police arrived the only thing they could go by was her eratic behavior which would be why they took her to a HOSPITAL first and not directly to jail (according to this story). Sounds like she got thrown in the “drunk tank”, arraigned and let go. Being crazy is not a criminal offense in the US until basically you try to physically harm yourself or others.



    • Jason

      Exactly, OJ was actually a pretty upstanding guy for at least the first quarter and a half of his life and was famous for way longer before he hit crazy town. This girl will be murdering people WAY before him and then sue the company who made the knife she used.

  • phil spector

    Don’t be haters…she’s no O.J. so leave her B….

  • say what what?

    Hahaha… She’s sueing everyone even her parents what a Bitch… And shes insane too dont forget that. Anyone think any different you have a mental problem. So… Good luck with all that Amanda, and I bet you anything her friends are not her real friends. Guaranteed, just lashing out for negative attention amanda is doing. My sister does that… So its notihng new.

  • Tony


  • http://aol nomdefaitour

    How does she know she is allergic to alcohol and drugs if she’s never tried them?

  • Myleigh

    WTF? Can you be allergic to drugs and booze?

    • Jason

      Every drugged up alcoholic is. Just like every racist has one black friend. I guess you never read the rule book to these things.

  • Bfltch

    I can see it now: A death cage match between Lindsey and Amanda when they’ve burned all their bridges and still need that public spotlight!!

  • Brian


  • @wth60

    sounds like she has some bipolar issues going on, her parents should think about baker acting her or marchman acting her before its to late i hope somebody steps in.

  • Mike

    They need to lock her up for a minimum of 10 years for the her threat to be a rapper. If I have to listen to this she-tool rap I’m going to have myself committed.

  • Memphis Junebug

    The drugs she is on must be powerful.

  • Bob

    Who the hell is Amanda Bynes?

  • eggsonthesmile

    I farted very slowly and carefully.

  • TheTruth

    Apparently Amanda realized that the world needed an Anna Nicole Smith replacement and decided to take the burden on herself.

  • Gerald C. Gonzalez

    Amanda, you are suing everybody, heck girl I don’t even know you and besides I have nothing you want…so sue me !!! HOMIE, HOMIE DON’T YOU KNOW ME? YOU KNEW ME WHEN YOU BLEW ME AND NOW YOU WANNA SUE ME.


    Don’t believe the media…

  • Ryan K

    I don’t think she’s mentally “ill”. Amanda is probably going thorugh a lot right now, which we all have. We all in our lives have had a “low”. Because of her history everyone knows her. Even I remember watching her on TV and thinking she was hilarious. We all have our own lives to live, so instead of judging someone for their mistakes and make them out to be the bad person, how about try to help her remember how she WAS, not how she is. Social media and news aren’t helping the current situation with Amanda. Only SHE can want to change, social media and new are making it worse. Let her live her life how she wants, one day she’ll see. Maybe