You wanted it, and here it is. Blender company Blendtec has been torturing things for a while now through a YouTube video series called “Will it Blend?” Their speciality happens to be throwing tech devices into blenders – because why not? And today, they finally got around to posting a video that showcases the blendability of the iPhone 5 and the Samsung Galaxy S3.

Without further ado, here’s the carnage:

If you liked the slow-motion blending, you can check out the full slowed-down clip below:

Although the iPhone 5 seemed to blend a bit faster than the Galaxy S3, both ended up as black heaps of smartphone dust by the end. I’m not really sure what that should tell you about either device.

All that smartphone torture…leaves me hungry for more. If you feel the need for more iPhone 5 pain, you can watch it dropped, shot with a sniper rifle, and tortured by an Android fan.

[h/t TechCrunch]