Twitter Roundup: Florida Primary Results

Mitt Romney’s win in the Florida GOP primary race was no surprise. And, there has been a not-so-surprising dearth of responses on Twitter from regular folks. Everyone, especially Newt Gingrich, was just ready to move on to the next one. But, there’s always snark to be had.

46 States to Go!Donate today and help us defeat Obamneycare. 1 million dollar money bomb. newt.org/obamneycare/in…

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) February 1, 2012

Now Fox will make issue of the truth after the Florida primary is over…PPL NEED TO GO TO JAIL!

— John Stout (@johnjstout) February 1, 2012

My aunt in Florida just called me. She said she is glad primary is over. She voted for #Newt because she knew his platform.

— irritatedwoman (@irritatedwoman) February 1, 2012

BREAKING: Florida Primary recount show Romney and Gingrich trailing behind 6-pack of Ensure on sale at WalMart.

— KDM (@KyleDaMaren) February 1, 2012

I’m gonna call the Florida race right now, yo.A rich white douchebag is gonna win. #FLPrimary

— KimJongNumberUn (@KimJongNumberUn) January 31, 2012

In the first hours of his presidency, Ron Paul will abolish the presidency. #flprimary

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) February 1, 2012

In his concession speech when Newt said “It’s time to move on,” Callista looked visibly alarmed. #FLPrimary

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) February 1, 2012

Dear Newt supporters: Stop whining about Romney’s money. Ask Sheldon Adelson for more. #FLprimary

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 1, 2012

#newt lost elderly women vote in #flprimary. They have already outgrown their daddy issues.

— Dewey Cooper (@dewcooper) February 1, 2012

Don’t underestimate the heart of a champion and a TRUE CONSERVATIVE-Newt Gingrich!!! #FLPrimary

— AnthonyAguillo (@_anthonyaguillo) February 1, 2012

#Mitt beat #Newt like an old Persian rug in #GOP #FLPrimary-big deal.Perhaps Newt should have taken song requests like a piano bar queen.

— Rory K (@TheatreRo46) February 1, 2012

If the winner of the #FLprimary takes all, why are there STILL 4 candidates?The political pundits don’t know any more than us . . .

— Brian Brewer (@Kuntry_Bwoy) February 1, 2012