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The Grammys, Valentine’s Day, and Who Is Paul McCartney?

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The Grammys, Valentine’s Day, and Who Is Paul McCartney?
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today’s Twitterverse is still buzzing about the Grammys and an interesting trend emerged out of the ignorance of some young music fans.

Enjoy!

Bon Iver looks like he could fix your copier. 8 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Beyond this whole “Who Is Paul McCartney?” debacle, what’s really depressing is that people can’t use the Google. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Maximum trolling achieved. http://t.co/RTwY4mXP 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Last night I discovered Skrillex and Deadmau5 are people and not a P90X workout. 36 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I have a Coldplay song stuck in my head, but I don’t know which one, because they all sound the same. #firstworldproblems 15 minutes ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Deadmau5 looks alarmingly like a Turntable.fm avatar. 12 hours ago via YoruFukurou ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Adele deserves 5 more Grammy’s for the simple fact she’s not Nikki Minaj 16 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

BREAKING: Due to budget cuts, NASA’s planned trip to Mars has been scaled back to a visit to EPCOT. 19 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway! 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

What if Adele and Taylor Swift dated each other and then both recorded a breakup album afterwards? 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

How come everytime y’all see Taylor Swift y’all think of me 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Did Chris Brown really win a Grammy last night or were viewers just prick-rolled? 3 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Chris Brown fans act like beating a woman is equivalent to eating a cupcake when u’r on a diet: “Oh, it’s just one.” 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Everybody knows Valentine’s Day was invented by the antidepressant industry. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Any available statistics on how many times LL Cool J licked his lips while hosting the Grammys last night? 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter looks absolutely retarded. That being said, I can’t wait to see it. 7 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Who is Paul McCartney? is trending on Twitter. Yoko wins. 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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