Tebow, 90’s Problems, and The Serial Comma

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Tebow, 90’s Problems, and The Serial Comma
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Todd Palin Endorses Gingrich. Also, Wintergreen Skoal. 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Todd Palin & Gingrich – a guy who thinks Alaska should secede from the Union endorses a guy who’s seceded from two. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #90sproblems somebody picking up the phone while you’re on AOL. 18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    “I’m glad Tim Tebow’s prayers keep getting answered.” – starving child in Africa 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Just saw Tim Tebow’s face in my egg mcmuffin. 52 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #90sproblems Having to blow into your Nintendo game cartridge to make the game work right. 42 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    DRUNK HULK WONDER IF TEBOW LIKE BEING THIS DEPRESSION’S SEABISCUIT! 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    If I ever get chosen to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple I really hope I’m not put on the Purple Parrots #90sproblems 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    The closest I’ve come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work. 9 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    It’s just as well that the Broncos won. You don’t want dudes everywhere “Roethlisbergering”. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    Feeling rusty at work after a two-week vacation. I almost accidentally remembered an intern’s name. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    You ever wonder if Tom is still hanging out all by himself on Myspace? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #90sproblems Can a couple of people give me a hand moving this 40 inch TV? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    If they ever make a movie about my life I pray Brendan Fraser plays me so no one sees it. I’ve done some embarrassing shit. 3 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    It’s not technically a serial comma until it separates at least three clauses. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    It’s always dangerous when boring people think they’re creative. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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