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Tebow, 90′s Problems, and The Serial Comma

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Tebow, 90′s Problems, and The Serial Comma
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Todd Palin Endorses Gingrich. Also, Wintergreen Skoal. 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Todd Palin & Gingrich – a guy who thinks Alaska should secede from the Union endorses a guy who’s seceded from two. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#90sproblems somebody picking up the phone while you’re on AOL. 18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

“I’m glad Tim Tebow’s prayers keep getting answered.” – starving child in Africa 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Just saw Tim Tebow’s face in my egg mcmuffin. 52 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#90sproblems Having to blow into your Nintendo game cartridge to make the game work right. 42 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

DRUNK HULK WONDER IF TEBOW LIKE BEING THIS DEPRESSION’S SEABISCUIT! 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If I ever get chosen to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple I really hope I’m not put on the Purple Parrots #90sproblems 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The closest I’ve come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work. 9 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

It’s just as well that the Broncos won. You don’t want dudes everywhere “Roethlisbergering”. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Feeling rusty at work after a two-week vacation. I almost accidentally remembered an intern’s name. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

You ever wonder if Tom is still hanging out all by himself on Myspace? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#90sproblems Can a couple of people give me a hand moving this 40 inch TV? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If they ever make a movie about my life I pray Brendan Fraser plays me so no one sees it. I’ve done some embarrassing shit. 3 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

It’s not technically a serial comma until it separates at least three clauses. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

It’s always dangerous when boring people think they’re creative. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Tebow, 90′s Problems, and The Serial Comma
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