All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘horse’

Horses Viagra: Trainer’s Phallic Pharmaceutical Fail

That’s right. The blue pill isn’t just for wanderers of The Matrix or elderly gentlemen whose furnace fires have fizzled to forlornly glowing embers over the years. At least, such was the logic of New Mexican racehorce trainer John Stinebaugh when he reportedly gave Viagra to his horses. Sildenafil citrate was found in the blood of Stinebaugh’s horses (whose names …

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Woman Rides Horse to Virginia DMV in Protest

Richmond, Virginia area resident Ashlee Owens rode her horse, “Sassy,” to the Richmond, Virginia DMV on Wednesday, in protest of having her driver’s license suspended. Owens claimed she had sent her insurance information via email and snail mail, though the department claimed it never got it. “I’ve been trying for the past three days to get through to DMV. And …

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Colorado Man Arrested for Operating Horse While Intoxicated

On a lighter note to the present flooding disaster taking place in Boulder, a Colorado man was arrested Monday downtown, for riding his horse while under the influence. University of Colorado police picked up Patrick Schumacher, after seeing him visibly intoxicated near Broadway and College Avenue. Officers said Schumacher was slumped over his saddle, and was forcing pedestrians out of …

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Horse In McDonald’s Poops On Floor After Drive-Thru Denial

A U.K. woman decided to take matters into her own hands when her local McDonald’s wouldn’t allow her to go through the drive-thru on a horse. Christine McGrail was with her daughter Olivia and their horses, Dancer and Minnie, at the fast-food joint when they were turned away from the window. McGrail says she allowed Olivia to lead her pony …

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Trying To Impregnate The Neighbor’s Horse Is Not How You Get Back At Your Girlfriend

Half-human/half-animal creatures have always seemed strange to me. How exactly do these creatures come to be? Are they the result of some strange crossbreeding experiment gone wrong, or just good old fashioned magic? One Texas man decided he would try the former and see what happens. Andres Mendozza, a 29-year-old from Texas, was recently arrested after trying to have sex …

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Another Horse Dies on HBO’s ‘Luck’ Set

Another horse has been euthanized after a fatal accident on the set of the HBO series ‘Luck,’ according to TMZ. (image) Apparently, the crew was attempting to get the horse out of a stable when it reared and fell backwards, hitting its head. The horse was then euthanized at the Sanata Anita Race Track in Arcadia, CA. This sort of …

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