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Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites

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Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we find people tweeting about the release of Star Wars on Blu-ray, proper leadership skills, and we see that Scarlett Johansson is still a viable topic of discussion. Enjoy!

My Facebook friends pray to a God who cares an awful lot about their kids’ Little League games. 4 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

It’s Friday. Someone should write a song about Fridays and how it compares to other days of the week. 7 hours ago via Twitterrific · powered by @socialditto

Glad to hear Scarlett Johansson brought in the FBI. If ever there was a case for the Federal Booty Inspectors, this is it. 51 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Sometimes my cursor gets outside the text box, and when i backspace I leave the page :( #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Missing children who are bi-racial can be found on cartons of half & half. 12 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Leadership is about making bold decisions even when you have no idea what anyone in the meeting is talking about. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

A swastika made out of Lite-Brites contains 10% less hate. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Star Wars Blu-ray is out today. Finally, Star Wars fans get to give George Lucas more money. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Must love ‘Must Love Dogs.’ – John Cusack looking for a roommate. 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay – “Was that the last of your bourbon?” 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

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Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites
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    Funny indeed.

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