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Rush Limbaugh, Movie Bands, and The Beer Cave

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Rush Limbaugh, Movie Bands, and The Beer Cave
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! Your books are better than some juice. Something something something Bruce. I’m not great with rhymes. Caboose. 2 hours ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Rush Limbaugh is what’s created when the formula that made Swamp Thing is instead poured over YouTube comments and a glazed ham. 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

#MovieBands Terminator- The Rise Of Florence And The Machines 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If I could eat dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I’d pick John Candy because I bet he’s like really really hungry by now. 3 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It’s hard to diet because food. 1 hour ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I was not dressed warmly enough to enter the beer cave. #firstworldproblems 1 hour ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

#MovieBands The Quick and the Grateful Dead 43 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

iOS 6? Isn’t that the operating system that Skynet uses? #RutRoh 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

50 years ago today, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a game. 50 years ago EVERY day, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 times after a game. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Taking painkillers is a perfectly rational response to being Rush Limbaugh. 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The Doctor Zhivago-go’s #MovieBands 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Free Hipster Band Names: Its Better On Vinyl, The Canvas Totes, Yoga Patrol, The Raw Diets, Drinking Out Of Mason Jars, Bon Over. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

JUSTIN BIEBER TURN 18! VERY EXCITING! THAT MEAN HE ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO CRINGE AT ALL AWFUL THING HE DID! 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Canadians watch US politics like Americans watch Jersey Shore. 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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