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Rick Perry, Bob Seger, and Quitting Drinking

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Rick Perry, Bob Seger, and Quitting Drinking
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we get a healthy dose of tweets regarding Texas Governor Rick Perry’s debate performance. We also find why it’s so hard for the Drunk hulk to stop drinking.

Enjoy!

And congratulations to Rick Perry! R. Budd Dwyer’s last appearance in front of a camera was less politically damaging. 13 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Hardly anyone here at work today. Crap, this is my living room. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

DRUNK HULK TRY QUIT DRINKING! BUT THEY NO MAKE WAGON BIG ENOUGH FOR DRUNK HULK! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Do Americans realise that tomorrow is 11/11/11 and not 11/11/11? 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Thumbfucker (noun) – Someone who ‘likes’ just above every mother fucking thing you do on Facebook. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The students rioting over Paterno’s firing are the “Arab Spring of Douchebags.” 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Looking like a stupid governor from Texas on live TV is the smartest thing Rick Perry’s done to get the GOP nomination. 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Can’t help thinking that in the Bob Seger song “We’ve Got Tonight”, it’s his penis singing. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Oops! My wife just asked me if I remembered her birthday & I pulled a “Rick Perry.” (I executed her) 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

“9, 9 … Um …” – Rick Perry, trying to remember Herman Cain’s tax plan 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Google, you #remindme of my wife. Let me finish my sentence before you give me suggestions! 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

“Oh shit, what was that funny thought I had 30 seconds ago?” — Me, looking at a blank tweet box 2 hours ago via Silver Bird · powered by @socialditto

Until yesterday, I did not realize that the Penn State football team had a school, too. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Rick Perry, Bob Seger, and Quitting Drinking
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