Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we look at two trending hashtags, #FavoriteChrisBrownSongs and #Shitcoms. We also learn the best way to see your friends naked.
Enjoy!
@tyleroakley
Tyler Oakley#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs The only Chris Brown hit people should pay attention to was released February 8th, 2009. #Rihanna
33 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DanaJGould
Dana GouldIs “Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol” based on the play? 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@RobinMcCauley
Robin McCauleyI’m so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat) 3 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@jamonthirteen
jamonthirteenIf your female friends won’t show you naked pictures of themselves, encourage them to join Tumblr then wait 4-6 weeks. Enjoy. 2 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto
@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyThe most patriotic thing Barack Obama could do to unite this fractured nation is drop a beautiful white child down a well. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeA pop-up ad resized my browser and now I can’t get it back to a comfortable size #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto
@friedmanjon
Jon FriedmanMad About Poo #shitcoms 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@someecards
someecardsMay none of your Fox News-watching relatives try to season the Thanksgiving turkey with pepper spray. http://t.co/O2LHSnz5 57 minutes ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto
@SmokeyFrmFriday
Chris Tucker#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs His smash hit with @Rihanna 23 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@jonahray
Jonah RayFecal Matters #Shitcoms 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@FakeHipsterCop
FakeHipsterCopI prefer using locally sourced heirloom chipotle pepper spray. #OWS 18 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@juliussharpe
Julius Sharpe“I want to make sweet hot love to you sometime between 10 am and 4 pm” (AT&T technician pillow talk) 17 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@Pat_Healy
Pat HealyTurtle Head of the Class #Shitcoms 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@remainchampagne
Matt ChampagneStools of Engagement #Shitcoms 44 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s Head#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs Momma Said Knock You Out 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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