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Pepper Spray, Tumblr, and Favorite Chris Brown Songs

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Pepper Spray, Tumblr, and Favorite Chris Brown Songs
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we look at two trending hashtags, #FavoriteChrisBrownSongs and #Shitcoms. We also learn the best way to see your friends naked.

Enjoy!

#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs The only Chris Brown hit people should pay attention to was released February 8th, 2009. #Rihanna 33 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Is “Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol” based on the play? 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I’m so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat) 3 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

If your female friends won’t show you naked pictures of themselves, encourage them to join Tumblr then wait 4-6 weeks. Enjoy. 2 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

The most patriotic thing Barack Obama could do to unite this fractured nation is drop a beautiful white child down a well. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

A pop-up ad resized my browser and now I can’t get it back to a comfortable size #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Mad About Poo #shitcoms 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

May none of your Fox News-watching relatives try to season the Thanksgiving turkey with pepper spray. http://t.co/O2LHSnz5 57 minutes ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs His smash hit with @Rihanna 23 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Fecal Matters #Shitcoms 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I prefer using locally sourced heirloom chipotle pepper spray. #OWS 18 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

“I want to make sweet hot love to you sometime between 10 am and 4 pm” (AT&T technician pillow talk) 17 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Turtle Head of the Class #Shitcoms 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Stools of Engagement #Shitcoms 44 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#FavoriteChrisBrownSongs Momma Said Knock You Out 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Pepper Spray, Tumblr, and Favorite Chris Brown Songs
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