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Paula Deen, SOPA, and NBA Jam

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Paula Deen, SOPA, and NBA Jam
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Happy 90th birthday to Betty White, winner of Survivor: Golden Girls. 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Google plans to protest SOPA by having Bing go dark for three days. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Wikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA? 4 hours ago via SocialOomph · powered by @socialditto

I want Mitt Romney to produce a certificate proving that he was manufactured in this country. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Hypothesis: It would take an Angry Birds blackout to defeat SOPA 4 hours ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

My fear is that once Wikipedia goes black, it will never go back. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Santorum says he doesn’t believe in contraception, but then he wears that sweater vest. 16 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Playing NBA Jam means something completely different to the Kardashian sisters. 59 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I change the song before it’s finished so my iTunes total plays counter is incorrect. #firstworldproblems 4 hours ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

If watching The Bachelor has taught me anything, it’s that watching women cry is far more entertaining when you have nothing to do with it. 17 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Paula Deen’s diabetes can be a powerful teachable moment about how to turn a diagnosis into a multimillion dollar drug endorsement deal. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Sending well wishes out to Paula Deen. Get Butter Soon. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Paula Deen revealed this morning that she has diabetes. In related shocking news, Lindsay Lohan revealed that she has a hangover. 5 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

if the world dosen’t end on December, 21st 2012, I have a feeling a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013. 4 hours ago via Twuffer · powered by @socialditto

I hate bleeding for five days straight every month or so. Flossing is the WORST. 13 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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  • http://commissionsiphonformula.net Moe James

    haha. I love these tweets, especially the one about Betty White and Rick Santorum.