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Michelle Duggar, Christmas Music, and Clint Eastwood’s Skin

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Michelle Duggar, Christmas Music, and Clint Eastwood’s Skin
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, Twitter is aflutter with the news that the Duggar family will be welcoming their 20th child. We also see why we really don’t need the NBA and learn what Clint Eastwood’s skin might be made out of.

Enjoy!

Michelle Duggar is pregnant again? Forget Mexico. We should build a fence between her vag and the real world. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The largest gathering of virgins is happening at a Game Stop near you! #MW3 14 hours ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

Your body is a McDonaldland. – Overweight John Mayer 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Cyber-bullying is so fucking lazy. Get off your ass, find a nice kid who’s minding his own business, and shove his face in the toilet! 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Everyone’s worst day can usually be traced back to a stubbed toe. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Love that part of Sublime’s “What I Got” when he claims to “play the guitar like a motherfuckin’ riot” and then proceeds to not do that. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Women Harassed by Herman Cain: “We Are the 99%” 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

The Duggars announced they are having their 20th child. Even Antonio Cromartie is saying “that’s enough”. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My cat’s tail is blocking my TV remote signal #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

MORE DRUNK HULK HEAR CHRISTMAS MUSIC THIS EARLY! MORE DRUNK DRUNK HULK WISH THAT ASTEROID COME CLOSER! 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

“Thanks bro.” – Herman Cain to Joe Paterno 47 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Clint Eastwood’s skin looks like it made out of wet kitten dicks. 29 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Who needs the NBA when there’s non-conference NCAA basketball. Well done UK. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Statistically speaking, 7% of ‘your mom’ jokes now refer to Michelle Duggar. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Michelle Duggar, Christmas Music, and Clint Eastwood’s Skin
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