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Judgment Day is May 21 Says Harold Camping, Twitter Prepares
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Full Disclosure: I totally believe the end times are nigh, my friends.

Christian radio broadcaster and president of Family Radio Harold Camping has given us the date – and that date is tomorrow, May 21st.

Using numerology based on dates and time-frames mentioned in the Bible, Camping has determined that the rapture will occur at 6:00 pm, May 21st. It will we a sweeping rapture, hitting each time zone as they reach 6 pm.

Here’s what Camping thinks will happen tomorrow, as quoted in an interview with New York Magazine:

When the clock says about 6 p.m., there’s going to be this tremendous earthquake that’s going to make the last earthquake in Japan seem like nothing in comparison. And the whole world will be alerted that Judgment Day has begun. And then it will follow the sun around for 24 hours. As each area of the world gets to that point of 6 p.m. on May 21, then it will happen there, and until it happens, the rest of the world will be standing far off and witnessing the horrible thing that is happening.

His followers believe that about 200,000,000 people will be raptured, only 3% of the population. For the rest of you, the world will end as you know it five months later on October 21st. Stock up on bullets and beef jerky, my friends.

Now, I am convinced that Mr. Camping is right this time. By this time, I of course am referring to when he previously predicted the date for judgement day in September of 1994. The only reason he was wrong then was because there needed to be more research done on the subject. He is “absolutely sure” this time. And so am I.

I mean, look – Mat 21st. 2+1 = 3. There are 3 parts of the holy trinity. BAM! There are also 3 letters in May. BAM! May 21st is the birthday of Notorious B.I.G. What does B.I.G. stand for? Believe in God. BAM! The month of May. Add an “o” you get Mayo. Mayonnaise has a lot of calories. CALories, like in CALifornia. Who was just the governor of California? Arnold Schwarzenegger – who starred in Terminator 2 – JUDGMENT DAY! Told ya.

It is important to note, that the majority of Christian organizations have denounced this prophecy. But they obviously haven’t heard my Mayo argument.

As I was looking around Twitter, I saw all of these heathens and future post-apocalypse dwellers mocking the end times. The hashtag #IfTheWorldEndsOnSaturday is even trending. Oh, you’ll be laughing when Camping and I are right.

#IfTheWorldEndsOnSaturday we didn’t do it. Okay, fine. It was us. But you guys totally deserved it. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#iftheworldendsonsaturday only the good go to ‘heaven.’ You know what that means? Party! Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

“Oh my God… rhythm IS a dancer!” — last thing I say before The Rapture 13 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

On the off chance the world doesn’t end on Saturday, could somebody feed Gipper for the next week? 1 hour ago via SocialOomph · powered by @socialditto

“I didn’t say Judgment Day. I said Judge MINT Day. Which is better Mentos or Tic Tacs? Hope there wasn’t any confussion.” – God 11 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

On Saturday, I’m going to have to reconsider my “not if you were the last man on Earth” stance. 12 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

All of this end of the world talk needs an animation to help us understand. Watch this, it may help. It’s NSFW, but who cares, you won’t have a job after tomorrow anyways.

Judgment Day is May 21 Says Harold Camping, Twitter Prepares
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  • Michael

    this is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard

    • http://Yahoo.coom Nick

      Yeah god only knows not some god named harold

  • rachel

    fuck youu its all bullshit your going to hell for lieing

    • hiudgfjorzs;tu

      SATQN!) fo life!

      • http://Yahoo.coom Nick

        F##k u to day should be like any other day What’s going to happen a earth quake out of no were? It wouldn’t be like that! Sence some guy try to gues the day of dooms day god should move the date of it
        And how do we know for sure this man is right?
        The truth: he’s not it sais in the bible no one knows when christ would come back except god him self!
        And some guy try’s to deffine this rule? I forgot the name of the man but if any of you remember plz tell me anyways my oppinion is that the world is dumb because there actualy trying to compare some guys intelegince to a man like god if this man is right (which he’s not) he better be one smart persone. But gods intelligence could over lap Einsteins by infinity! And if there is another earth living creature smarter then the man I just menchind it would still be the same even if the worlds minds were put together it would be the same and we still wouldn’t be able to figure out the second day of dooms day why? Because none of us are god! Not even close a bother thing in the bible it also states that nobody is perfect not even god himself so that also includes the man who predicted it is not perfect so how would we know if his answer is perfect answer: its not although me myself also ain’t perfect but remember one thing and one thing only were perfect in are own way so who knows (besides god) that this man is perfect in his own way and hit it on the head and got it right? Well if anything god is perfect in his own way and in my image he’s perfect and would not set the end of the hour glass on this date why because god (in my image) is perfect (in his own way as well) and me + god = 2 and the man who predicted it = 1 and 2 is bigger than one there for 2 beats but remember 2+1=3 and theres 3 letters in may and if you look closely look you could see that the quistion has the 21 one sign in it just take away the 3 and the = sign also the plus sign you would get 21 and I already mentioned that 2+1=3 and theirs three letters in may so that averages out to may21 but who em I to say anything I’m not god I’m wrong

    • http://www.ientry.com/ Josh Wolford

      I’m beginning to think that some of you believe that I believe this…

      • http://MyFootInUrAss.org The Worlds Gonna end-My Dick is gonna end >.>

        Now, I am convinced that Mr. Camping is right this time-Says Josh >.> You lier. I don’t believe it but if you do you are a dick and a fucking follower. Man grow a pair

        • Thinker

          I was going to “Like” this sight on my Facebook, because its really a funny story, however the comments section has too much foul language in it – sadly its shows a real lack of education. The person trying to make a comment can’t even spell LIAR correctly.

          • HAAA

            Self-awareness not a strong point with you, I’m going to guess.

  • Joshua Cortier

    But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.” Matthew 24:36

    • Ashley

      I agree with you. No one truly knows the day Christ will come back but Christ himself. :)

      • Mark

        Actually…according to what Jesus said…He does not eveen know the time of His return. He specifically states that only The Father has the day, the hour, the minute known…So, how Harold Camping can know this information when Christ Himself doesn’t is obvious heresy and complete disrespect

    • Erin

      I agree with you….

  • blah

    saton fo life >;)

    • sara

      Don’t you mean…Satan? hahah

      • bonerboy

        no saton! its a demon that resembles the devil look it up.

  • Kristen

    Romans 16:17-18 “I urge you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Keep away from them. For such people are not serving our Lord Christ, but their own appetites. By smooth talk and flattery they deceive the minds of naive people”.

  • http://webpronews.com Mike Kelly

    Mr. Camping is a “false prophet.” His strange interpretation of various scriptures scattered throughout the Bible, which ignore other clear teachings in the Bible is nothing short of heresy. He was not always this way, and I think that he may even be a “born again believer” (see John chapter 3). The Bible absolutely does not “guarantee” that 21 May is the “rapture.” I just pray that his followers will not turn away from Jesus the world’s only savior and hope after 21 May comes and goes. I just pray non-believers will not allow this heretic to distract them from the TRUTH that IS in the Bible…there will be a rapture and a second coming of Jesus the Christ. Don’t doubt, be ready, “believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved. Acts 16:31″

    • Steve

      He is NOT a born again believer. No godly person could pervert the Bible like this man has. He is so full of himself and his supposed insight to the Bible that it borders on self worship. He has made so many statements that clearly contradict the Bible that all he’s really done is show himself to be Satan’s own adopted son and messenger. He is a false prophet. The Bible give strong warnings to those who claim to be teachers. This man is a kook and lunatic, as are those who believe him.

  • Jeana S

    These people need to find something better to do. Your making a crisis happen, when nothing is going to happen at all. Imagine all of the “unstable” people and their thoughts. I don’t even want to imagine how many suicides will happen tomorrow because of this bullsh*t. Telling people to RUIN their lives based on your idiotic theories. A damn right shame!

    • http://www.jspending.wapka.mobi Harry d bomb

      You ar saying arab nonsence it seems u hav no better thing doing.so peace off whit ur nonsence thoery.

      • crapilisko

        Grammar is your friend. Use it sometime.

  • True Believer

    Yes, this IS the last generation. Jesus says in Matthew 24 “learn the parable of the fig tree”. The “fig tree” is the name God gave Jacob, and Jacob carried on the family tree of the Jewish people. It reads as such….

    Matthew 24: 32-34 “Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:
    So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.
    Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.”

    In other words when you see Israel become a nation again that generation will see the return of Jesus Christ. That generation is 63 years old.

    Harold Camping is a FALSE PROPHET. No one will know the day or hour of the rapture, he will come like a thief in the night to take his people home before the seven year tribulation. You will know the generation, but not the day or hour.
    Then Jesus returns at the end of that Seven Year Tribulation to what people call “The battle of Armageddon” Then reigns for 1000 years. THEN he destroys this earth and the heavens.

    Read the last three chapters of the Book of Revelations. Especially where God Himself warns EVERYONE to NOT add to or take away what He wrote. If you do, He will take your name from the book of life. Look what happened to the two homosexuals that translated the “N.I.V.” Bible. They took verses out of the bible and changed other verses. They can no longer speak.

    God Bless and be ready. For in such and hour as ye THINK NOT, the Son of Man cometh.

    • George caraballo

      This was written a LONG time ago, so THIS IS NOT THE LAST generation, that one was. Its been over 2000 years every generation read the same verse and claimed the same thing.

    • George caraballo

      Is christianity a MISTERY religion? what make you think that what they say some words mean in the bible are the true meaning. Its a parable the fig is Israel ( the same tree he cursed ) never to give fruit again ( think about what you say 1st )

  • John

    Are you knowing better than our Lord Jesus Christ? ( Matt 24:36 ) Whenever the rapture come , you should be ready .

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  • pBrane

    Harold… Saturday’s not good for me – I have plans for that night and I really don’t want to break them. Oh and the October 21 end of the Universe… well, my daughter’s birthday is the 22nd and we’ve got a place reserved and I can’t get my deposit back.

    Please take other people’s plans into account before you do this again.

    • k-saint

      A haha!!! You made my day!

  • Mas_puto

    This is really cheesy either way if it happened or not God does not exist, the idea is open to thought but honestly no.

  • frank

    Suck my dick Harold camping….and we will all live to see another day

  • amylaure

    HAROLD CAMPING IS NOT A CHRISTIAN!

    No True Christian would follow this man. He is an arrogant Old fool who believes his own Bible translations.

    His followers are the worst, they trust “HAROLD CAMPING INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE…NOT THE BIBLE!

    Harold Camping is a horrible Bible teacher. HERE IS HOW HE FOOLS YOU
    SEE
    HIS LINK TO JIM JONES CULT

    http://haroldcamping-21.blogspot.com/2011/05/how-ex-bible-teacher-became-cult-leader.html

    • Steve

      Amen

  • Go fuck yourself.

    Piece of shit idiot

  • El pica de norte

    ora bola d putos abran los ojos

  • Naphtali

    Harold Camping does not believe in healing, does not believe in any gifts of the Holy Spirit, does not believe in the law of God (ten commandments), does not believe in the Sabbath, observes Easter (Ishtar pagan), observes a false Sunday, does not teach the books 1st, 2nd, 3rd Enoch or The Book of The Watchers (so how, pray, tell me who is he going to be right that tomorrow is the end of it all! Enjoy the Sabbath tomorrow and rest. All is well with the world!!!

    • Caleb

      1st, 2nd, and 3rd what?? Book of the who?? LOL That must be a Science fiction book, right? You are just as deceived as Mr. Camping…possibly more so. Hard to say. No, I’m going with you. Pretty sure Camping is closer to the truth than Ellen White ever was.

  • ds

    mas_puto is an idiot

  • Seko

    Hi,
    This is the real News of the Revelation. Beware: anyone else saying they’re bringing it,
    are false christ and false prophets.
    This alone is bringing the real Message. All others lie.
    The message is that:
    The day of Obama’s victory news issue, the Lottery draw was 666 on Page 2, back-to-back with his victory headline news.
    Spread this news massively, everywhere, to reach all in the world, through all media, means and methods.
    Geir Smith. – His faith is Tibetan Tantric Buddhism the world’s highest form of culture in the world, having Tantrism, sexual Yoga etc… he studied 5 years at Paris Dauphine,the famous university (Tibetan language/culture); he did 8 months’ meditation retreat on the deity Naljorma and 28 years of scholar’s research on the Kalachakra deity; he’s it’s sole world-authority.
    Here are the pictures of 666 and the Lottery:
    Obama’s victory in the front page headline news
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6661of3-1.jpg?t=1305390672
    Page 2, with the Lottery in the lower left side
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6662of3-1.jpg?t=1305390865
    Blow-up of the Lottery section and 666, the Mark of the Beast making Obama the Antichrist.
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6663of3-2.jpg?t=1305391048
    This is the news of the Apocalypse.

    • Geir Smith

      Great photos. It’s incredible that thisnews is sitting there like a hidden bomb ready to explode sometime or other. Like a hidden mine!

      That number 666 kicks off the Apocalypse you know!

    • youmustbekidding

      Yeah and the mid-day drawing was 779, what the hell is your point? They are just numbers, you crazy racist asshole.

  • lolololol

    I will not believe this christian science B.S. When it turns 6pm tomorrow and nothing happens, I will be the first person to say F*** Y** off the top of my lungs. P.S im a Christian

  • Geir Smith

    Hi,
    This is the real News of the Revelation. Beware: anyone else saying they’re bringing it,
    are false christ and false prophets.
    This alone is bringing the real Message. All others lie.
    The message is that:
    The day of Obama’s victory news issue, the Lottery draw was 666 on Page 2, back-to-back with his victory headline news.
    Spread this news massively, everywhere, to reach all in the world, through all media, means and methods.
    Geir Smith. – His faith is Tibetan Tantric Buddhism the world’s highest form of culture in the world, having Tantrism, sexual Yoga etc… he studied 5 years at Paris Dauphine,the famous university (Tibetan language/culture); he did 8 months’ meditation retreat on the deity Naljorma and 28 years of scholar’s research on the Kalachakra deity; he’s it’s sole world-authority.
    Here are the pictures of 666 and the Lottery:
    Obama’s victory in the front page headline news
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6661of3-1.jpg?t=1305390672
    Page 2, with the Lottery in the lower left side
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6662of3-1.jpg?t=1305390865
    Blow-up of the Lottery section and 666, the Mark of the Beast making Obama the Antichrist.
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6663of3-2.jpg?t=1305391048
    This is the news of the Apocalypse.

  • Anthony

    You are a damn jagaloon. And learn to spell you ricky. BAM

  • gina marvin

    Read the Bible, my friends. Jesus was quite clear when He said, “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” (Bible ref: Matthew 24:36). The Apostle Paul also said (in a letter to the people at Thessalonica), “For you yourselves know full well that the day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night.” (1 Thessalonians 5:2) These quotes are not being “taken out of context.” I refer to them to show YOU where to read THE TRUTH. If you know that Jesus died for your sins and have acknowledged His gift of salvation, you have nothing to fear regardless of the date and time. If you have NOT acknowledged Him, then your judgment day will come regardless of the date and time. This is why the DATE and TIME are unimportant! The message is: Love the Lord God with all your heart, repent and accept the gift of salvation, then fear death NO MORE!!! With my deepest Love in Christ, Gina

  • DIana

    the awkward moment when “Judgement Day” believers reread this on sunday…

  • NJ

    THIS MAN NEEDS TO REALLY READ THE BIBLE GOD WILL NOT COME UNTIL AFTER TRIBULATION LUKE 21 VERSE 25. ALSO WHAT HAPPEND TO THE ANTICHRIST, THE FAMONE, JERUSELUM BEING OVER TAKEN BY WAR, HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO BACK AND STUDY AGAIN HE IS HUMAN AND THIS IS HIS PREDICTION NOT GODS.

    • Mark

      This is very very true….there is prophecy after prophecy after prophecy thats missing from his theories…an obvious lack of humility on his part.

    • Karl

      LOUD NOISES!

      • http://yahoo Tammy

        LOL LOL Awesome Movie :)

  • Anastazia Hurleyh

    Dude, this camping guy must live at home with his mom and probably has nothing better to do than sit there and make up lame ass fucking bullshit. I think it’s time for some people to grow up and realize that the world is not going to end like the “Mayan’s” said it would. The calendar for them ended on DECEMBER 23 2011, so everyone who is so convinced that the world will end 12’21’2012, grow the hell up and take a look at some history books.

  • http://vrsry.com/endoftheworldhttp://vrsry.com/endoftheworld Earthfolk

    100,000 Seconds to go! there’s a Live Countdown.
    http://vrsry.com/endoftheworld

  • Jeffery Gonzalez

    The Lord says in His Word that no man will know the day nor the hour the Son of man cometh. So If you know this is the day based on your logic I wouldn’t be packing my bags anytime soon

  • whatacrock

    This is such a lie. As others have said here, “No man knows the day or the hour, except for God himself”. I don’t know how anyone can call themselves a follower of Christ and buy into this crap. For all of you who do believe this, it’s time to go back and re-read your Bibles. Harold Camping also had another day back in the 90′s, that he claimed was the end and as you are all well aware, we are still here… pretty pathetic. Also, I wonder how many people gave money to this Clown, because he is a joke and after tomorrow comes and goes, he’ll just be another liar and false prophet.

  • Mark

    As a Christian…a Bible reading & believing Christian, I myself have found myself reacting as many are toward him and his teachings. I began to get angry and wanted to lash out at him…wanted to grab my Bible and start putting out scripture after scripture that proves his teaching and theories completely false. HOWEVER, as Christians, the only response that we should be giving this man is our immediate intercessory prayer…it is more than obvious that Harold Camping has completely lost his way…..He has been overtaken by the practice of religion and has allowed his faith to slip away…my heart truly aches for him and those who follow him. The aftermath spiritually, financially and socially is going to be devastating for all of them involved. May God open his eyes…and break up the hardening around his heart.

    • sheero

      Spoken like a true man of God….full of wisdom.

  • http://www.jspending.wapka.mobi Harry d bomb

    You ar saying arab nonsence it seems u hav no better things doing.so piss off whit ur nonsence thoery.

  • Fennecus

    Hi,
    This is the real News of the Revelation. Beware: anyone else saying they’re bringing it,
    are false christ and false prophets.
    This alone is bringing the real Message. All others lie.
    The message is that:
    The day of Obama’s victory news issue, the Lottery draw was 666 on Page 2, back-to-back with his victory headline news.
    Spread this news massively, everywhere, to reach all in the world, through all media, means and methods.
    Geir Smith. – His faith is Tibetan Tantric Buddhism the world’s highest form of culture in the world, having Tantrism, sexual Yoga etc… he studied 5 years at Paris Dauphine,the famous university (Tibetan language/culture); he did 8 months’ meditation retreat on the deity Naljorma and 28 years of scholar’s research on the Kalachakra deity; he’s it’s sole world-authority.
    Here are the pictures of 666 and the Lottery:
    Obama’s victory in the front page headline news
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6661of3-1.jpg?t=1305390672
    Page 2, with the Lottery in the lower left side
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6662of3-1.jpg?t=1305390865
    Blow-up of the Lottery section and 666, the Mark of the Beast making Obama the Antichrist.
    http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6663of3-2.jpg?t=1305391048
    This is the news of the Apocalypse.

    • Geir Smith

      Hey Fennecus, good to spread this news it must reach the whole world. You know what the Bible says: “In the EndTimes, when you hear the news of the Mark of the Beast of the Antichrist, Run, Run and Reveal it.”

      Now is the time and don’t hesitate.

      This is the Day of Judgment. G.S.

  • http://blogspot.com/ibrahimjal ibrahium

    this guy is sick, he needs to have his head examined. he haas done it before why should I trust you.

  • Jbird

    Hey Herold can I borrow a couple grand, I would like to go out and do something nice for my wife

  • http://www.freeminds.org Danny Haszard

    Watchtower Jehovah’s Witnesses have little credibility with their own fairy tale primary doctrine of Jesus ‘invisible’ second coming October 1914
    Watchtower society false prophets declare end of world in 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1984….
    —–
    Danny Haszard been there!

  • http://www.jspending.wapka.mobi Ubogu james

    ..Harold camping i don’t bliv ur stupid theorem ur words are like shit so piss off u piggy.u such bugorious ape pls try and research more of ur lunatic.

    • Karl

      … what?

  • http://N/A Elyaqiym Son of Ch

    Thus saith The Creator: YHAH TSABA EL SHADDY,The Qodesh One of Israel.

    The time is fulfilled and the Kingdom of Heaven=The Davidic Dynasty is at hand. Repent and worship the historical Creator!
    Henceforth, give all glory to HAHAOSHUAH TSABA for his mercy endureth for ever.
    If you continue to revolt against my words, I will uncover your nakedness,consume your pride, and all this people shall perish in there sins!
    I have all power to annihilate and create! Please, don’t underestimate my words! Remember Japan!

  • Lisa

    ‎”But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night….” 2 Peter 3:10. Now, does a thief announce or give any clue that he/she is going to slip something into their pocket? I think not! So, this person or group of people that have come up with the theory that tomorrow is judgement day evidently hasn’t read the KJV Holy Bible, a.k.a. God’s TRUE Word! I recommend reading the whole chapter – 2 Peter 3:1-18

  • Renee

    GET REAL PEOPLE!!! IF THE ANGELS AREN’T GONNA KNOW WHEN HE IS COMING BACK HOW IS SOME PREACHER GONNA KNOW????? THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY FALSE PROPHETS IN THE WORLD TODAY!!! ALL YOU PREACHERS THAT ARE “PREDICTING” THE RAPTURE NEED TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS FOR GIVING FALSE STATEMENTS TO THE WORLD. YOU ARE NOT GOD, YOU CAN NOT PREDICT WHEN THE WORLD WILL END!!!! ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN AND I REALLY DON’T THINK HE IS GONNA TELL YOU WHEN THAT WILL BE!!!

    • http://yahoo Tammy

      I totally agree with you noone knows when the Lord will come it even says that in the Bible which obviously this man hasn’t read.

  • http://N/A Elyaqiym Son of Ch

    Thus saith YHAHOSHUAH TSABA: The Qodesh One of Yisrael!

    This is The Verdict!

    Hear, O Yisrael & The Nations: YHAH TSABA EL SHADDY: YHAHOSHUAH HaMASHIYACH is One!

    My people are destroyed for lack of knowledged: Because thou has rejected knowledge, I will also reject this people to lead the nations.

    Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost it’s flavor? It is therefore good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
    I told you yo obey my laws and take heed to my words. But you have spurn my counsel and despised my prophets!

    Your leaders are like wolves, who tear apart their victims, and they destroy lives for profit. You oppress the poor, stranger, fatherless and widows in the land! Repent and worship the Creator in truth and understanding.

    Woe to my people for deserting me; let them perish, for they have sinned against me. I wanted to redeem them but their hard hearts would not accept the truth. Instead, they worship heathen (gods), asking them for crops, prosperity and bulwark.
    I myslf will melt you in a smelting pot, and skim off your slag.

  • Robert

    Harold Camping is a fool. After his May 21 prediction doesn’t occur, no
    one should ever give this guy the time of day !!

  • http://yahoo Tammy

    I grew up in the church and I am now 41 years old. If I have learned or remembered much about the Christian Life I remember somewhere in my King James Bible it says something about “NO MAN NOWETH THE HOUR NOR THE DAY WHICH OUR LORD WILL COME. HE COMES LIKE A THEIF IN THE NIGHT ONLY A TRUMPET BLOWING WILL BE HEARD BY THOSE WHO FOLLOW HIM. How can this guy predict the exact time and day. He obviously didn’t read that part of the Bible.

  • fretstrummr

    The song that Harold Camping will be singing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZed9umz5CE

  • nath

    This is a very special message from the one known as the Comforter in The End Times (John 14:16 and 14:26) to Harold Camping of Family Radio posted at

    http://merkaba.org/recent/052011.html
    —–

    Harold Camping, Today is May 20, 2011

    “The Comforter” would like to thank Harold Camping and his group for making people aware of the fact that the Rapture Energies are coming and soon there will be the Physical Body Ascensions of those who are ready.

    You are special people who stood up for God during the End Times. Thus, you still have time to get ready for a Physical Body Ascension and learn how to consciously work with the sun’s Rapture Energies so you are prepared to Ascend at anytime, from anywhere.

    We can teach you how to use Rapture Energies so you can be part of those who leave for the City of Gold in the prophesized Archangelic level Physical Body Ascension Process that will occur before December 21, 2012.

    These 3 steps enable one to begin training at home with Rapture Energies and to partake each week in our Sabbath’s guided visits to the City of Gold.

    • Step One: Free Techniques *
    • Step Two: A Two Day Meditator Class
    • Step three: A Two Day Activator Class

    * Daily usage of our free techniques and a liberal’s lifestyle of properly helping others in need, will enable one to become ready for an Angelic level Ascension on Judgment Day, December 21, 2012.

    Email Classes @ Merkaba.org for a calendar of our family’s Classes in your area of the world.

  • tristin solorzano

    this is total blasphemy. If you guys had actully read the bible you would would know this claim is total bull and if you don’t believe me go to http://www.cogwriter.com/harold-camping-may-21-2011.htm

  • tristin solorzano

    ” mean, look – Mat 21st. 2+1 = 3. There are 3 parts of the holy trinity. BAM! There are also 3 letters in May. BAM! May 21st is the birthday of Notorious B.I.G. What does B.I.G. stand for? Believe in God. BAM! The month of May. Add an “o” you get Mayo. Mayonnaise has a lot of calories. CALories, like in CALifornia. Who was just the governor of California? Arnold Schwarzenegger – who starred in Terminator 2 – JUDGMENT DAY! Told ya.” Just bear with me here
    I’ll start with the first argument ” mean, look – Mat 21st. 2+1 = 3. There are 3 parts of the holy trinity. What is the relevence of the this what does it have to do with anything and yes i now what the holy trinity is
    Next argument There are also 3 letters in May.BAM! What does this have to do w/ he holy trinity. ABSOULUTELY NOTHING the holy trinity has to do with god not Anything else
    third argument May 21st is the birthday of Notorious B.I.G. What does B.I.G. stand for? Believe in God. BAM! What the (bleep) does a rapper have to do with the so called end of the times
    Final and Most absurdly
    The month of May. Add an “o” you get Mayo. Mayonnaise has a lot of calories. CALories, like in CALifornia. Who was just the governor of California? Arnold Schwarzenegger – who starred in Terminator 2 – JUDGMENT DAY! Told ya.” What is this crud and how did he come up w/ it
    What does mayo have to do with arnold schwarzenegger and how is it important
    See his argument are so irrelevant that they should not be believed by ANYONE

    • http://MyFootInUrAss.org The Worlds Gonna end-My Dick is gonna end >.>

      with you 100%

  • Chris

    Its ok Mr. Wolford, I understand that this is just a satirical joke based around the nonsense that is this end of the world crap

    • KARL

      Thank god somebody does.

  • Ron

    ISn’t this the same dude that “Using numerology based on dates and time-frames mentioned in the Bible” predicted the world’s end back in 93 or so??? People are weird ducks! On Sunday there will still people believing in this idiot.

    I remember that some boy took his life after the prediction back then. And now he’s doing it again.

    When the last 6pm rolls around, someone find this MR Camping and give him a swift kick in the butt. Anyone believing in this fool after Saturday deserves to be called a fool.

  • Susan

    Looks like it’s all been said above. A lot of us know our Bible and this man doesn’t seem to.

  • Denisse

    Boy, is he gonna feel like sh*t on Sunday…

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