So this just happened.
John McAfee has released a new video "guide to uninstalling McAfee Antivirus," playing up the the crazy image he's often portrayed as having by the media. His title in the video is: Founder, McAfee Antivirus Software, Eccentric Millionaire.
"Although I've had nothing to do with this company for over 15 years, I still get volumes of mail asking, 'How do I uninstall this software?'" says McAfee. "I have no idea."
"As I've said, I've had nothing to do with McAfee Software for over 15 years," he says. "I've had more pressing things to do. But recent events have made me change my mind. I've had, over the years, many responses from users who are complaining about the difficulty of removing the software. I'd like to read you a few things."
He then reads some rather vulgar letters (NSFW language) complaining about McAfee Software, and gets his friend Bartholomew to walk users through the steps for uninstalling the software. Meanwhile, McAfee gets a lap dance, and snorts some bath salts with his guns on the table. Eventually he shoots a computer.
By the time the video is over, you probably still won't have any clue how to uninstall the software, but you'll probably have had a few laughs. McAfee Software appreciates it, I'm sure.