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iPhone Update, Joel Osteen, and the French Revolution

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iPhone Update, Joel Osteen, and the French Revolution
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, people are still talking about the iOS update and the Blackberry outage. We also see what qualifies as a workout to Jim Gaffigan.

Enjoy!

Please don’t ‘celebrate my life’ when I die. You want to get drunk, do it on your own time. 35 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Joel Osteen says homosexuality is wrong, but taking money from strangers every Sunday is the shit! 37 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Never trust a person that enjoys karaoke sober. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Say what you will about Herman Cain, he’s one of the only Republican candidates who can count all the way to 9. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

EVERYONE TALK ABOUT HOW AWFUL BLACKBERRY ARE! HOW GREAT APPLE ARE! YET NO ONE QUESTION THEY STRANGE FRUIT ADDICTION! 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

French people towards the end of the 18th century were fucking revolting. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I haven’t used the iCloud yet, but I absolutely love it. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out. 3 hours ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

“Not 2 Shabby!” -Friend of missing rapper 2 Shabby, making a negative ID at the morgue 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

pǝxıɟ ʎɐʍɟןɐɥ ʎןuo sı ɯqq ssǝnb ı 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Signing my emails “- Sent from my iPhone 6″ just to make people super jealous. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Dear Porn: The quality of a scene is not directly proportional to the amount of things you can fit inside of other things. 56 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

My iPhone is currently updating so I have to tweet from my computer like some Ethiopian kid. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I love vending machines because I can see exactly where my food is coming from. 7 hours ago via Power Twitter · powered by @socialditto

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iPhone Update, Joel Osteen, and the French Revolution
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    Joel Osteen’s update is nothing but legendary