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Halloween, Luke Perry, and Rejected Peanuts Specials

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Halloween, Luke Perry, and Rejected Peanuts Specials
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today, Halloween is on everyone’s mind. Not only that, but we get numerous tweets from today’s most entertaining hashtag, #RejectedPeanutsSpecials.

    Enjoy!

    Are You There, God? It’s Me, Charlie Brown. #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    LeBron attempted to put together a Frodo Baggins costume but his efforts were thwarted when he didn’t have a ring. #CelebHalloweenCostumes 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Giving me a dirty look for smoking outside of Starbucks is the equivalent of giving a woman in labor a dirty look for requesting epidural. 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Is it wrong to say “retarded” or should I say “mentally challenged”? Either way, these kids are slow as shit and Im definitely winning gold! 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Sorry Eileen, but Dexy’s Midnight Runners told me to. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    What’s the Safe Word, Charlie Brown? #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 29 minutes ago via Twittelator · powered by @socialditto

    “Puss in Boots” is what we call Tom Brady when he’s sporting his Uggs. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Just realized Siri only works on iPhone 4S. No idea who the lady I’ve been talking to is. 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    The Little Redheaded Girl Likes Lucy, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN: I’m sewing Kim Kardashian-Snooki-Lindsay Lohan-Paris Hilton & Casey Anthony together into a Human Skankipede. #Halloween 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Luke Perry needs to Twitter just so he can let people know he’s alive. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    We’re Concerned About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #RejectedPeanutsSpecials Good Grief, You Have Juvenile Onset Baldness Charlie Brown 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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