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As you probably already know, there has been quite a bit of news this week surrounding Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg and the people claiming that he ripped them off.

First, an appeals court judge ruled that enough is enough in the Winklevoss Twins’ case, and ordered that they must accept the original #65 million settlement that they reached with Facebook.  The next day, zombie accuser Paul Ceglia arose to file updated claims against Zuckerberg, saying that he did in fact own a majority share of Facebook and provided emails that supposedly confirm it.

All of these things and more are tackled in a one minute animated drama of epic proportions crafted by NMA TV.  Next Media Animation TV is a Taiwan-based company that makes animated videos about current news stories and pop culture events.  In the past, they have brought you “Glenn Beck Goes After Google,” “Paris Hilton Nabbed for Cocaine Possession” and  “Rod Blagojevich’s Trial Ends in Hung Jury.”

The latest, entitled “Facebook lawsuit troll claims he owns 50%” pits Zuckerberg and Ceglia as commanders of opposing battleships and the Winklevii as two rowers in a canoe devastated by the cannon fire of the Facebook ship (Mark Zuckerberg vanquished the Winklevoss twins!)  There are explosions, a courtroom scene and Ceglia naked in a barrel.

Enjoy.

The Facebook ownership “battle” has also stretched into the world of twitter.  As we told you yesterday, some in the Facebook camp spent most of the day tweeting  about “douchebags” and Tyler Winklevoss started a snarky hashtag that nobody followed.

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    ZUCKERBERG THE NARCISSIST

    It all started when DAVID was logged in to the Harvard website, where I was listening in to the conversations of the Harvard students. One of these students was Mark Zuckerberg who was talking about Face Smash and he had just broken up with his girlfriend at the time, so I struck up a conversation with this Mark Zuckerberg. He was talking about creating a dating site. I thought this was a bit odd – a pie in the sky idea since he had just broken up with his girlfriend and he was slaging her off – calling her a bitch and a whore.
    dave talked to Mark about the idea, and suggested he call it Face Mash. He was intrigued with my suggestion and thought it was a good idea. Mark wanted to call it Face Smash, because he wanted to smash his ex in the face. I convinced him that Face Mash was a good idea and he agreed, but one week later he changed his mind and wanted to call it Face Smash. When I queried him about this he replied ‘f…. off you c…- I’m calling it Face Smash’. Two weeks after this conversation he came up with the name Mashable and when I asked him why he chose the word Mashable instead of Face Mash he said ‘f,…off you bastard, Face mash is not your idea’. So I re-posted the conversations we had two weeks earlier and he had to apologize and said he was going with Mashable. I took this as a sign that he wanted to throw me off the scent and take the site for himself. dave found the character of Mark Zuckerberg to be deceptive and dishonest and ended conversing with Mark Zuckerberg because of his dishonesty and lack of integrity

    ZUCKERBERG

    narcissists think they are hot stuff. Those scoring high in narcissism tended to rate themselves as more intelligent, physically attractive, likeable and funny than others. Interestingly, they also rated themselves as having higher levels of negative aspects of narcissism, such as being power-oriented, impulsive, arrogant and prone to exaggerate their abilities! Therefore, narcissists are aware they are narcissists Narcissists are fully aware that they are narcissistic and have a narcissistic reputation Narcissists are unlikely to change unless they think changing will benefit the things they desire, such as status and power
    Narcissists feel the need to maintain a positive self-image and they will set aside ethical concerns to get what they want.”
    YES you are aware that you stole the idea facebook

    KIRKPATRICK ZUCK ADOPTIVE FARTHER
    wouldn’t paul ceglia have come forward before The Facebook Effect BUT KIRKPATRICK new about paul ceglia in the year 2004

    kirkpatrick you are a prick kirkpatrick falls victim to the bane of many business historians infatuation with the subject and the money just a porn-star. Kirkpatrick, if you could stop swinging from Zuck’s nut-sack for a just a minute maybe you’d realize what a suck-up you really are
    Kirkpatrick was given all the emails on how zuck stole the idea facebook and the contract to paul ceglia

    WINKLEVOSS

    A world run on reason will hold no strong appeal for those who have been thoroughly indoctrinated in the beliefs of self-interest as these have no real feel for such foreign concepts as dignity, truth, and justice. to these, dignity is having as much or more than others; truth is whatever must be said to get it and justice is whatever enables them to keep it and get more. In the world of reason, those with principles will have much, while those who now so openly value wealth above all else will find their sole possession to be an erroneous and obsolete value system
    YOU now facebook is not your idea winklevoss

    THE SHORT STORY

    david contacted dustin & chris about an idea called facebook in 2003 and there room mate was zuckerberg ; so dave started conversing with Dustin and Chris about an idea of mine called Facebook for an online service where students can post pictures and information on themselves and use it as a directory. They were very intrigued by my idea and wanted to know more.
    dave told them that in the beginning, it would be an online service just for Harvard students, and then spreading through the other campuses in America, joining them up together. The idea was to make it easy for people to connect with other university students so they could get an idea of what other campuses were like, and even eventually spreading through the general public, giving them an idea of what was on offer at the different campuses.
    Dustin and Chris were very intrigued with my idea and said they wanted to be on board. but zuck was there roommate and wonted to be on board zuckerberg was apologetic about face-mash but it was bull shit.
    dave talked extensively about my ideas of Facebook and went into great detail of how to get it set up and started ; THEN david got e-mails from zuckerberg saying he was not interested in the idea facebook david then contacted dustin chris to find out about this email i got from zuckerberg; they went into denial about this. but later on got a email from chris saying they were not interested in the idea facebookbut stole the idea facebook the name facebook the concept and the execution of facebook david understands that zuckerberg has a mental personality disorder but this is no excuse for being a asshole and a thief zuckerberg
    you see zuck dustin and chris new that facebook was a billion dollar idea but you stole the idea facebook you are all f–ing thief and assholes

    CAMERON AND TAYLOR WINKLEVOSS

    So dave found a site at Harvard called Harvard Connect (later, in 2004 changed to Harvard Connect To You) run by Cameron and Taylor Winklevoss, and dave explained everything about Facebook and the dealings with Zuckerberg, Dustin and Chris and how dave believed that Zuckerberg was in the process of stealing david idea, and dave asked if the Winklevosses were interested in running Facebook on the Harvard site
    DAVID found out later on that the winklevoss contacted WAYNE CHANG and sold 50% of the idea facebook my god how f..ing dumb can you get .all the winklevoss had to do was go hire a team of programmers or learn to program on their own .and the idea facebook was a sound and solid idea and the right skillful execution of the idea was all that was needed
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    HAY DIVYA NARENDRA REPRESENT THE TRUTH ; YOU BULL SHIT

    FULL FORSE OF THE CRIMINAL LAW NEEDS TO BE USED AGAINST DIVYA NARENDRA AND THE WINKLEVOSS FOR FRAUD AND EXTORTION

    you new the full story of how mark zuckerberg stole facebook !!

    CHRIS HUGHES + paul caglia

    chris you may have step up about being gay but you need to step up and be a man tell the truth about how zuckerberg stole facebook; and sorry for
    telling zuck & dustin that you were gay back in the year 2003 .zuckerberg ask david if he was safe around chris when zuck found out that chris was gay chris do-not call your self a HERO tell the truth about facebook then you can call your self a HERO !! david contacted freedom to marry in order to contact chris ; the person david contacted at freedom to marry was Sean Eldridge. sean was given all the info on how zuckerberg stole facebook and agreed to contact chris hughes ;but Sean Eldridge lost his objective trip up and stuck his dick up chris hughes bum-hole and the relationship was borne : Chris Hughes just wanted to do something good with his billions. partner Sean Eldridge just wanted to spend his good billions so who is sewing who in this relationship; Chris will you name the person who motivated you to work for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign but you can-not ‘you stole from this person
    SEAN ELDRIDGE asked david for a job at facebook (NO) so went for the next best thing chris hughes
    Wy didnt you tell the truth about how zuckerberg stole the idea facebook .chris in the last email to dave you said you cannot and the offer of cash payment to dave .was repulsive and was rejected and it looks like paul caglia is to takeover facebook you remember paul caglia ; chris IN 2003 you new of the contract .

    MARK ZUCKERBERG GIRLFRIEND

    yes zuckerberg got a girlfriend and no he did not get her from GRAIGS-LIST . but he did break up with his girlfriend and look for love on graigs-list or as zuckerberg put it looking for a new bitch .zuck did not realize that you had to pay for the girls on graigs-list .zuck sad what do you mean you have to pay you pay and if you are unlucky you have to pay twice when you have go to the clinic ; zuckerberg saw every thing as a possession some thing to take when he stole the idea facebook and his girlfriend ; zuckerberg social skills are that poor zuck can not pick up sand if he was standing in the middle of a desert and had to go back to his old girlfriend that is all he had ; facemash and facebook was zuckerberg quest to understand woman FAIL