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Breaking Dawn, Tim Tebow, and Blind Taste Tests

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Breaking Dawn, Tim Tebow, and Blind Taste Tests
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we see a heavy dose of tweets regarding the premiere of the Twilight “film” Breaking Dawn as well as Tim Tebow’s crazy 4th quarter comeback Thursday night. We also examine what the NBA players might do during the extended lockout.

Enjoy!

The Natalie Wood case evokes a distant, forgotten past when we had scandals that actually involved talented celebrities. 56 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Been getting fewer voicemails since I made my greeting the entire soundtrack from Captain Ron. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My smartphone plays the same sound for a new email as it does for a new text message #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Fellas, never let your wife call you a pervert if she’s standing in line to see a movie about a chick trying to hump a wolf AND a dead guy. 17 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS · powered by @socialditto

I take back all the horrible things I said about hot weather. 1 hour ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

If Tim Tebow was Jewish, would he celebrate Runover? 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Dear people (women) attending Breaking Dawn at midnight…. THIS is why you’re alone every other night at midnight. 18 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#worstpassword “kimswedding” … too short and not strong enough. 10 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Don’t forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays because we were all wondering how you feel about them. 6 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android · powered by @socialditto

I’d like to thank Tim Tebow, normally a peaceful and spiritual man, for committing murder and killing the 2011 Jets season. 5 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry · powered by @socialditto

In blind taste tests, most consumers couldn’t tell if a person was blind by tasting them. 6 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

MAYBE SEE BREAKING DAWN! QUESTION! DO DRUNK HULK NEED HATE SELF FIRST! OR DO THAT COME NATURAL WHEN YOU WATCH IT! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

It’s a shame Ryan Gosling has never been married, I bet he would love having sex 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Whatever will those poor NBA guys do with all their money and long dicks this extended off season? 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kids nowadays listen to terrible music. I miss the good old days when geniuses like Sisqó and Smash Mouth reigned supreme. 17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Breaking Dawn, Tim Tebow, and Blind Taste Tests
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