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Black History Month, Corey Haim, and Leap Years

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Black History Month, Corey Haim, and Leap Years
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Just realized that, in “Groundhog Day,” Bill Murray also experienced a never-ending Black History Month. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

WATCH PEOPLE REACT TO WATCHMEN PREQUEL LOT LIKE WATCH KRISTEN BELL MEET SLOTH! 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Tomorrow’s Groundhog Day. Remember: If the groundhog doesn’t see its shadow, winter is over. If it doesn’t see its reflection, its a vampire 46 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

The Super Bowl is single-handedly keeping cursory knowledge of Roman numerals alive. 3 hours ago via ConvinceandConvert · powered by @socialditto

Tom Brady on growing up with 3 older sisters: “They dressed me up a few times in their clothes and painted my nails once, but it was nice.” 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Happy Black History Month. I can say that because some of my best friends are history majors. 27 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

To mark Black History Month, I propose a month of silence from Newt Gingrich. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Happy Ignorant White People Posting Angry Updates About Black History Month on Facebook Month 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Newt Gingrich isn’t pulling out just yet but promises he will before it’s too late. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

.@MittRomney won the Florida primary. Amazing how much better he runs when he’s left in the charger for the full 8 hours. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I’m on an annual salary and it’s a leap year so I have to work for free for a day #firstworldproblems 5 minutes ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

Someone please tell my parents that I’ll stop calling them when I’m drunk when they start sending me to Space Camp. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#3WordsThatWomenHate 1.IBoughtAGallonOfYour 2.FavoriteIceCream 3.ButIAteItOnTheRideBackFromTheGroceryStore 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

In an attempt to salvage lost commitments, Penn State is offering a signing bonus which includes a taser, pepper spray & a rape whistle. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

Black History Month should be called “Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman’s Voiceover Work” 3 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Soul Train creator Don Cornelius has passed away. Lately we’ve lost many talented performers and Corey Haim 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Black History Month, Corey Haim, and Leap Years
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    That picture of an arrow pointing to February 29 and the words “You screw everything up” only proves there is a lack of understanding what and why Leap Day is. If there wasn’t an extra day every four years that’s when things would be screwed up. Leap Day keeps the calendar in line with the seasons. Otherwise we’d eventually spend summer holidays in a winter season. Now THAT would be screwed up. There’s a great website about Leap Year Day, and those of us born on it, leapyearday.com. I am cofounder of the Honor Society of Leap Year Day Babies. We’re not only a birthday club, we help teachers, parents and anyone else needing it, how to understand what Leap Day is and why it is. Plus, there’s some cool stuff about Leap Day people don’t realize. The info is out here if you want to know. And since it’s been happening since 46 BC (yes, 46 years BEFORE CHRIST) it’s about time we just accept it. Cause it’s going to keep happening every… four… years…

    I Leap, therefore I am,
    Raenell Dawn,
    The Leap Day Lady

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