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Bieber, Deep Throat, and Fat Chicks

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Bieber, Deep Throat, and Fat Chicks
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, we have a pretty random selection of Tweets… they include fat chicks, Bieber, yard sale underwear, and deep throat. Enjoy!

When Fat chicks wear UGGS, they look like socks. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry · powered by @socialditto

My wireless mouse ran out of battery power and now I have to use my wired one. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

That’s the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don’t want to talk about it. 16 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

If I were in a jam I’d probably seek out Glasses Bieber over Sideways Baseball Cap Bieber cause Glasses Bieber just seems smarter. 1 day ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My wife sold her long, beautiful hair to buy a chain for my watch. I hope she likes the Chili’s gift certificate I got her. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Hey “Deep Throat,” you could have called yourself anything else, you perv. 6 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

I think a great Kevin James movie would be about an antebellum-era crook who hides out by disguising himself as a woman: “Bill of the Ball”. 22 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Ladies love it when a man smells like Tinactin, right? #NotAnAd 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Alaska woman punches bear to save dog. Even if the bear was Mike Ditka, I wouldn’t do it unless the dog shat gold ingots. 6 hours ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

Things I’ve learnt today: An Eddie Murphy life-size cutout is constantly terrifying if he’s strategically hidden in a house 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Bieber, Deep Throat, and Fat Chicks
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