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Axl Rose, Santorum Headlines, and Wikipedia

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Axl Rose, Santorum Headlines, and Wikipedia
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Every time Snooki smooshes, an angel gets gonorrhea. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Yes, your “Santorum surges from behind” headlines were clever, but seriously, we’re trying to eat over here. 1 day ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Possibly the best way to test a potentially bi-curious straight guy is to say, “I’d love to blow someone while they watch the Super Bowl.” 1 day ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Roethlisberger vs Tebow: When Tebow gropes a girl against her will its called The Immaculate Conception & millions celebrate it. Edge Tebow. 24 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Money cant buy happiness.. but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle. 26 minutes ago via Buffer · powered by @socialditto

Dave says you can’t put a price on a good memory. I can, it’s about $5 a GB. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The clothes I wear on laundry day make me look like the guy who steals the hero’s food while he’s asleep in every post-apocalypse movie. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I thought I saw a monkey, but it wasn’t a monkey. It was a cat. Now I’m sad AND stupid. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I wouldn’t trust Rick Santorum to run the collating department at Kinko’s. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

There’s no wikipedia article on what I am studying. #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via iTweet for Android · powered by @socialditto

Thought McCain might endorse Gingrich as they clearly both purchased their wives at the same factory. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

“You know where you are? You’re in The Hyatt Terrace Bistro, baby! You’re gonna diiiiiiiiiine!” — Axl Rose, maitre d’ 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Penn St. hires Bill O’Brien because they thought someone with a strong Catholic name would help distance them from pedophiliac scandals. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

Axl Rose, Santorum Headlines, and Wikipedia
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