Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
#UpgradedRapperNames Eminem w/ Almonds
They’re just going to keep making Hobbit films until there are nipples on the suits.
Had dinner at Chick-fil-A, then I married a man. There was something about that sandwich….
Hobby is slang for “things I enjoy that aren’t sex and eating.”
McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Trojan promoting abstinence.
I can’t believe Apple is releasing Snoop Lion so soon after Mountain Lion
#UpgradedRapperNames Bath Salt n Peppa.
I am going to venture a guess that interest in water polo generally peaks during the Olympics.
Weight Watchers has the easiest gang hand sign.
The golf course’s WiFi signal is weak. #firstworldproblems
90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts.