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Time Magazine, Kashi, and North Korea

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Time Magazine, Kashi, and North Korea
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Bristol Palin says Obama’s daughters watch too much Glee, recommends they watch 16 and Pregnant.(image) 54 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I’m finding it hard to get sympathy with my I-pulled-a-muscle-on-a-zip-line story.(image) 1 day ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The kid on the cover of this week’s Time magazine is really going to hate Middle School. http://t.co/uLLxiio1(image) 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    “That’s great, Jimmy, now spit it into Alicia Silverstone’s baby’s mouth.” Time Magazine Photographer(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Vidal jokes. Is it too Sassoon?(image) 14 hours ago via txt ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I bet Mitt Romney is relieved to know that flip-flopping now has a technical name: ‘evolving’(image) 17 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    John Travolta assaulted me too but it was with “Battlefield Earth”. I should be able to get a few bucks for that, right?(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection and acceptance issues all over again.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Guys I swear I read Time Magazine for the articles.(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Happy anniversary, box of Kashi GoLean Crunch.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My friend went on vacation two years ago and still isn’t back. He must really enjoy North Korea.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    If you go to an art exhibit and don’t Instagram it, I won’t believe you really “got” it.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    HOW COME THEY NO LET DRUNK HULK MAKE KICKSTARTER TO PAY OFF BAR TAB?!(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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