The Walking Dead, Whole Grains, and Herman Cain Pizza Jams

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, the hashtag #HermanCainPizzaJams has been trending, we see an interesting realization about the Red Hot Chili Peppers' frontman, and we see how to prevent people from messing with your thermostat.

Enjoy!

You know it's Monday when you've been in traffic 20 minutes before you realize the 'fasten seatbelt' alarm is going off. 4 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS · powered by @socialditto

STUDY: Blackberry Outage Forcing Douchebags to Interact with Their Families 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Meatlover, You Should've Come Over #HermanCainPizzaJams 46 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

#wheniwas14 I looked like a young Hayden Christensen. 18 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Another Brick Oven In The Wall #HermanCainPizzaJams 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

I'm currently driving to Austin, so if anyone wants a "wolf-howling-at-moon-blanket-sold-out-of-a-van-on-the-side-of-the-road" let me know. 52 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

There should be a trap door below every thermostat just in case that's not your house. 2 hours ago via twicca · powered by @socialditto

The women on The Walking Dead need to stop whining & crying all the time. Also, the cast needs to stop tripping & dropping things. 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

If god wanted me to eat whole grains, he would have made animals out of whole grains. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

When did Anthony Kiedis and Iggy Pop become the same person? 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

In exchange for Brandon Lloyd, Denver will receive a 6th round pick. It's unclear whether or not Tim Tebow can turn that pick into wine. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

My kids sure know a lot of stuff for people who were constantly shitting themselves 10 years ago. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

any song by "A Tribe Called Crust" #hermancainpizzajams 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Susan Sarandon calls Pope a Nazi. Out of habit ESPN just fired her from Monday Night Football... 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Cool it with the elbow patches, college professors. You're not snipers. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

You Can't Always Get What You Want (But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get Extra Cheese) #HermanCainPizzaJams 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford

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