Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
In honor of the Iowa Caucus, we lay into the GOP Presidential Candidates pretty hard today. We also find what opening iTunes feels like for on Twitter user and learn why the Mayans chose 2012 to end the world.
Enjoy!
@_Snape_
Professor Snape#Whatsdeadin2012 Dumbledore. Still dead.
9 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@someecards
someecardsCongratulations to Mitt Romney on being liked by eight more white people than Rick Santorum. http://t.co/jJU3L4dz 3 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto
@LOLGOP
LOLGOPMichele Bachmann is now in a very vulnerable place. Herman Cain knows she needs a job. 30 minutes ago via Facebook · powered by @socialditto
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonI bet Michele Bachmann suspended her campaign because she’s not qualified to be president of the United States or a 6th grade class. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@BettyFckinWhite
Betty F*ckin’ WhiteMichele Bachmann dropped out of the presidential race. Now she is totally free to be on Celebrity Apprentice! 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@TheBradSherwood
Brad SherwoodCelebrity Apprentice will finally lay to rest the rumors that @LisaLampanelli is actually @pennjillette in drag. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto
@robdelaney
rob delaneyRick Perry has retreated to Texas to “think.” About a chicken he saw eating a donut one time. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@fakegrantland
Fake GrantlandSugar Bowl Recap: Let’s put it this way…there’s a reason why Sufjan Stevens doesn’t have an album called “Virginia” 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@GinoinBoiseID
Gino @ESPN_Colin Not even Donald Trump could willfully fire Norv Turner. 1 day ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto
@DeathStarPR
Death Star PRThey’re making Twilight: the Musical. Now we finally understand why the Mayans booked us for 2012. 2 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerKardashians to launch a magazine. The collection of 2-D images held together by staples said their magazine will be monthly. 38 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeGoogle does so many Doodles I don’t even care about them anymore. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android · powered by @socialditto
@kevingchristy
Kevin ChristyIf we can just give The White House cancer, Newt will get over wanting to be inside inside it anymore. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@Hadzilla
Jeffrey Raymond“I’ll take Hootie.” – first words said at the annual Blowfish basketball tournament 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@hipstermermaid
braden graeberOpening iTunes and hoping that a new user agreement doesn’t pop up is the closest I get to playing Russian Roulette. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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