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The Octomom, Transit of Venus, and Father’s Day

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
The Octomom, Transit of Venus, and Father’s Day
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Congratulations to Hugh Hefner on Crystal Harris running out of money
    2 days ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
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    My favorite part about an outdoor dubstep music festival is when I’m not there and it rains all weekend.
    36 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
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    Facebook stock continues to drop despite a large number of status updates declaring “fab brunches” having occured over the weekend.
    4 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto
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    I’m sorry Nintendo, but your press conference was in another castle. #E3
    1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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    Octomom’s stripper name is Regret.
    3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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    Let’s just hope Batman never decides to try bath salts.
    2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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    One of the rejected Sarah Jessica Parker ads for Obama featured her saying, “When it comes to Romney I vote, ‘neigh’.”
    5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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    The Transit of Venus is today, but I already have plans. I’ll just catch the next one in 2117.
    48 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
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    Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. Also check out her tits. Becky, I think I’m a lesbian.
    1 minute ago via Twitter for iPad · powered by @socialditto
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    Dance like no one is watching or just stop dancing in public you weirdo.
    16 minutes ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto
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    Octomom’s plan to get child services to come and get rid of her kids for her is really coming together, you guys.
    3 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto
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    Not into Father’s Day. I don’t believe in a holiday that glorifies torn condoms.
    1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
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    BIG DEAL GWYNETH PALTROW! DRUNK HULK HAVE NU**ELLA IN PARIS FOR REAL TOO! ON CREPE! WITH BANANA!
    2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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