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The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
The Hunger Games, Draw Something, and Kate Moss
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    I can’t wait to eat four large popcorns while watching “The Hunger Games”.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I see that “the Situation” from Jersey Shore is in rehad. I guess you can only drink so much douche before you need to get some help.(image) 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    You just knew a trade that affects Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez wouldn’t reach completion.(image) 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Defensive tackle Warren Sapp snitched on Jeremy Shockey who snitched on a bounty that paid defensive tackles. Somewhere, Xzibit is smiling.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The only way Newt Gingrich will abandon his presidential campaign is if he marries it and it gets sick.(image) 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Oprah Winfrey’s network lays off 30 employees — by bringing them all on air for a segment called “My New Least Favorite Things”(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Trying out Draw Something, but I have the artistic ability of a baby ape drawing with a banana on a leaf.(image) 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    No surprise that “The Situation” is in rehab. I imagine trying to convince people that you’re straight is exhausting.(image) 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    An apple a day keeps Kate Moss alive(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    So excited about The Hunger Games. I have hidden all the food from my children. We start to play this evening.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Glad somebody is going to look for Amelia Earhart, but we should all be prepared to accept that she may be dead.(image) 8 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Now the OMGPOP team can Draw Something from their bank accounts.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    If I was Brad Pitt I’d never let anyone see me cry for fear of them calling me Sad Pitt.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones.(image) 45 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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